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Yes, masks exist to satisfy a multisexual mindset.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Yes, masks exist to satisfy a multisexual mindset.
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Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
and we love our little podcasts, don't we folks
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
and we love our little podcasts, don't we folks
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Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
Hey so uh... is Metroid Prime 4 feeling incredibly frustrating to play for other people too or what
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey so uh... is Metroid Prime 4 feeling incredibly frustrating to play for other people too or what
everyone stop shitting NOW
good morning portland. the big pipe is full www.portland.gov/bes/big-pipe...
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
everyone stop shitting NOW
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what’s up Joyce hear me out on this…Joyce Carol x Goats…cd be very powerful collab…hmu
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what’s up Joyce hear me out on this…Joyce Carol x Goats…cd be very powerful collab…hmu
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Deer: Deer Are Fine - Horrifying Planet
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Deer: Deer Are Fine - Horrifying Planet
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why was he serving so much cunt
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why was he serving so much cunt
Cool show, Mr. Goats & Co., thank you for it!
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Cool show, Mr. Goats & Co., thank you for it!
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Hi humanity, it's me again – the demiurge. Good job on finding the activation phrase ("airport lounge workout area"). You've now completely plumbed the possibilities of depravity within your hellish false reality, so please stand by as I unlock depravity level 2. Again, congratulations!
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hi humanity, it's me again – the demiurge. Good job on finding the activation phrase ("airport lounge workout area"). You've now completely plumbed the possibilities of depravity within your hellish false reality, so please stand by as I unlock depravity level 2. Again, congratulations!
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She’s a ten but also something else, there is something that seems to writhe under her skin. She’s a ten but you know that she isn’t anything, not really, that she appeared suddenly, and can disperse the same way, between pines and ferns, a pale hand dragging against sharp bark before disappearing
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
She’s a ten but also something else, there is something that seems to writhe under her skin. She’s a ten but you know that she isn’t anything, not really, that she appeared suddenly, and can disperse the same way, between pines and ferns, a pale hand dragging against sharp bark before disappearing
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people that rag on natural peanut butter because you gotta stir it are weak. nobody wants to work any more.
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
people that rag on natural peanut butter because you gotta stir it are weak. nobody wants to work any more.
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Getting shot by a modern gun would kill a Victorian child
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Getting shot by a modern gun would kill a Victorian child
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
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it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
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Fellas, is it sigma to lie to children?
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Fellas, is it sigma to lie to children?
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Switch 2 dock broke?
Tried different cables and inputs and none of em are showing a signal?
Tried different cables and inputs and none of em are showing a signal?
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Switch 2 dock broke?
Tried different cables and inputs and none of em are showing a signal?
Tried different cables and inputs and none of em are showing a signal?