Flexible Fang
@seannmccollum.bsky.social
A greasy sponge cloaked in crystal suds. In comic book form.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
First Sunday funnies of the new year
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
First Sunday funnies of the new year
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I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
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“This is a Christmas card that Al Horen sent me in 1966 or so. That’s 60 years ago. It features Mickey, Popeye, and Charlie McCarthy! The top half folds over. When it is lifted, this is what we see”
Source: Mel Birnkrant
Source: Mel Birnkrant
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“This is a Christmas card that Al Horen sent me in 1966 or so. That’s 60 years ago. It features Mickey, Popeye, and Charlie McCarthy! The top half folds over. When it is lifted, this is what we see”
Source: Mel Birnkrant
Source: Mel Birnkrant
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The only conclusion I can draw from this is that there is something physically wrong and cognitively wrong with Trump, he knows it, and he's angry and frightened.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The only conclusion I can draw from this is that there is something physically wrong and cognitively wrong with Trump, he knows it, and he's angry and frightened.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The ugly secret is that AI is a narcissist machine that’s programmed by people who desperately need validation for a lonely, isolated population that desires an increasingly frictionless existence.
In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The ugly secret is that AI is a narcissist machine that’s programmed by people who desperately need validation for a lonely, isolated population that desires an increasingly frictionless existence.
The ambivalent return of Sunday Funnies
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The ambivalent return of Sunday Funnies
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Give to your local food bank. Build mutual aid wherever and however you can. If we’re going to make something better it’s going to depend on reinvigorating a sense of interconnectedness.
We’re all in this together and the fight depends on recognizing that.
We’re all in this together and the fight depends on recognizing that.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Give to your local food bank. Build mutual aid wherever and however you can. If we’re going to make something better it’s going to depend on reinvigorating a sense of interconnectedness.
We’re all in this together and the fight depends on recognizing that.
We’re all in this together and the fight depends on recognizing that.
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We live in an episode of Veep
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Abolish ICE. Bulldoze the ballroom. Jail the collaborators.
Should be the Democratic platform.
Should be the Democratic platform.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Abolish ICE. Bulldoze the ballroom. Jail the collaborators.
Should be the Democratic platform.
Should be the Democratic platform.
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They confuse Venezuela with the vuvuzela, which is a thing everybody hates and will go to war over
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They confuse Venezuela with the vuvuzela, which is a thing everybody hates and will go to war over
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Singing in Spanish and you're shitting yourself in terror? Crying like a little bitch because the road had a rainbow on it? Screaming hysterically that Portland has been invaded because the wizard frog gyrates at you? This is what the manosphere votes for? You mewling little fuckweasels.
October 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Singing in Spanish and you're shitting yourself in terror? Crying like a little bitch because the road had a rainbow on it? Screaming hysterically that Portland has been invaded because the wizard frog gyrates at you? This is what the manosphere votes for? You mewling little fuckweasels.
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A young, beardless Jim Henson with a car trunk full of Muppets
Henson was BOTD in 1936
Henson was BOTD in 1936
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A young, beardless Jim Henson with a car trunk full of Muppets
Henson was BOTD in 1936
Henson was BOTD in 1936
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won $2.50 on the Powerball, but there would be signs—
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won $2.50 on the Powerball, but there would be signs—
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here's the truth about charlie kirk that abc is censoring along with the trump administration.
we won't be silenced.
he was a hateful bigot who pushed conspiracy theories and lies. his legacy is hate on top of hate.
we won't shut up.
we won't be silenced.
he was a hateful bigot who pushed conspiracy theories and lies. his legacy is hate on top of hate.
we won't shut up.
Here’s a lot of the stuff about Charlie Kirk that the right is now currently engaged in a nationwide witch hunt to suppress. Share it, repeat it, don’t let evil win.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk’s toxic legacy is underway
Conservative activist and pundit Charlie Kirk was shot and killed on Wednesday, becoming another victim of America’s epidemic ...
www.dailykos.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
here's the truth about charlie kirk that abc is censoring along with the trump administration.
we won't be silenced.
he was a hateful bigot who pushed conspiracy theories and lies. his legacy is hate on top of hate.
we won't shut up.
we won't be silenced.
he was a hateful bigot who pushed conspiracy theories and lies. his legacy is hate on top of hate.
we won't shut up.
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I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!