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The secret service needs to do a better job of protecting him from those deadly left wing binder clips.
Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored

These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
A good use of AI. Instead of removing humanity from something, this gives back something they have lost.
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Company floating holidays are the gift cards of time off. Yeah, it's a day off, but they hope you forget you have it or there are restrictions on when you can take it.
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Damn, used to love seeing her on britcom tuesdays on PBS, RIP
Patricia Routledge: Keeping Up Appearances star dies at 96
She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp.
bbc.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I know a lot of Philadelphians who make a lot less than Jalen who would absolutely pay 60K to spit in Dak Prescotts face
Per Adam Schefter, Jalen Carter will not be suspended for the Chiefs game.

His fine is for $57,222. And he will
Not appeal.

So Carter is good to go for Sunday.
September 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Damn @chriswarcraft.bsky.social still knows how to coffin corner it
god. damn.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Who am I to question the training methods of Piccolo and Rock Lee?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Aug 25
It's a growing fitness trend. People say wearing a weighted vest when you exercise builds bones, strengthens muscles and improves cardiovascular health. But does research back up these claims?
Are weighted vests good for bones and muscle? Fact-checking a fitness trend
It's a growing fitness trend. People say wearing a weighted vest when you exercise builds bones, strengthens muscles and improves cardiovascular health. But does research back up these claims?
n.pr
August 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Emo Philips: a true SICKO.
@theonion.com
@emophilips.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Move over, Hemingway
July 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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My book, The Deficit Myth, turns 5 today. t.co/Ia4xR9cezr
https://stephaniekelton.substack.com/p/the-deficit-myth-turns-5
t.co
June 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Gonna slap this sticker on my Tom Brady jersey.
Again, potential anti-Tesla bias from MAGA would be a very funny outcome here. There's a very real possibility every political persuasion hates Musk for different reasons.
June 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.
May 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Pretty much admitting it now
May 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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FLCL REANIMATED OUT NOW
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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One of my favorite animations I did while working on The Plucky Squire. I used Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" as inspiration/timing for Tumba's dance.

I'm looking for work, and would love to work in video games again. This was such an incredible project to be a part of!
April 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The Colts' fake punt against the Patriots in 2015 took YEARS off Pat McAfee's life.
April 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Surprisingly, this is probably only the second worst case of what happens when someone's artistic ambitions are quashed
BREAKING NEWS!!

Kim Jong Un once played the violin.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/a...
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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After an agonizing internal debate as to which Portsmouth (for goodness! there are so many) to play, I have decided (oh, how I hope I have chosen correctly!) on the one in New Hampshire; I will be at McCue’s Comedy Club on April 4th.
March 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The fact that Elon Musk doesn't realize that Free Agency Day is a much bigger deal on Twitter for NFL fans (and the league in general) than the Superbowl is proof positive that there's no reason for the league (or fans) to use it as their default social media platform when it comes to breaking news
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM