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Hater of describing herself. Way too enthusiastic about stuff you don't care about. #twinja #GoLeafsGo
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Jem is here for you.
Even though we lost in the weirdest way possible (because Leafs), look at this kid go!
Dennis Hildeby spins and grabs the puck from behind him
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Dennis Hildeby is up to a .936 save percentage and leads all goalies in the NHL in goals saved above expected per 60 this season.

Incredible start to season for 24-year-old rookie.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It has come to my attention that The Professor is not 8 months old as previously thought but not quite 4 months old. Barely out of graduate school.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Well dang. And the VIP eps aren't even on that account. Love you guys. @sdpnsports.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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In the winter of my fifth year, I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus in the French style, thus igniting a lifelong antipathy for the immoral and profligate Gauls
December 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@sdpnsports.bsky.social Got my replacement jerseys today and I just want to say thank you for being so cool about it. I appreciate all of you! 🤘
@sdpnsports.bsky.social I ordered 2 jerseys from the shop that ended up being way too long w/sleeves that go way past my fingertips too. I sent an email since those measurements aren't listed on the site, but haven't heard back. Hoping to exchange since I had no way of knowing. Am I out of luck?
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That's enough internet for today.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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those who waste restroom supplies shall inevitably answer to THE ROLLMASTR
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I've said it before, and I will say it again.

We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.

8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure

For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Lol, fuck Target. I hope they rot.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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This man is out of job, a home, and lost 3 friends in the plane crash. GFM Link in the article to help him out.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM