Shaq
shaq28.bsky.social
Shaq
@shaq28.bsky.social
ND mom to two ND kids, two ducks and a chihuahua, Covid cautious baddie, NPE
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Frog was standing near Toad's bed. “Wake up, Toad,” he said.
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Happy Festivus for the rest of us!
if you’re in line to air your grievances
stay
in
line
the feats of strength will begin shortly
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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The ideal computer is an 8ft tall beige rectangle covered in thousands of unlabelled blinking lights
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.

by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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If you smell sex and candy, do NOT get in the van.
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Actor and Native American tribal member Elaine Miles “offered them her ID card from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon but was told by an ICE agent that ‘anyone can make that.’” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Unbelievable.

Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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"Also, as regards the whole "There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!":

No, there aren't, my side is the "People Who Don't Fuck Children" side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?"

@scalzi.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I don't think it can be understated that the New York Times editorial team were given evidence linking Donald Trump to child rape and chose not to publish it
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I really like this rocking chair, I think to myself oldly
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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being perimenopausal should get you acquitted of all crimes
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Bucket List: to live in a country where the head-of-state cannot defy court orders.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM