just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

rise and shine!!!

yeah same, i'm always so relieved when the man with the yellow hat shows up to help him sort everything out

Thinking about how much I like fresh basil and then saying, “I go crazy for the bazy” over and over until loved ones are concerned.

“when life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about

Showing your friend your new glasses

Saw your man down at the old possessed doll factory. He’s inhabited one of the racially inappropriate ones yeah

guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”

Yeah so i accidentally yassified the next few slides and i dont know how to reverse it so lets all be mature about it. Now, as we can see the victim exhibits blunt force trauma to the side of the head and upper body. The bone fragments point to a rounded object being used

TELL EM!!!