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the funniest part of this dumbass obsession with protein from people like RFK, jr. is that there's an actual political problem you could help solve here (farmers and excess soybeans) to help sell this message, but people like him are brain-melted into thinking that tofu is gay
white house social media manager: you get those photos of RFK, jr. for the protein post?
white house content creator: sure did boss, real fuckin' sinister, just like you asked
white house social media manager: what
white house content creator: sure did boss, real fuckin' sinister, just like you asked
white house social media manager: what
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 AM
the funniest part of this dumbass obsession with protein from people like RFK, jr. is that there's an actual political problem you could help solve here (farmers and excess soybeans) to help sell this message, but people like him are brain-melted into thinking that tofu is gay
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Conversation in my comments section:
Dude - You're a lefty, you hate Christians & will die alone.
Me - I was raised Christian & have been married to a Christian for almost 12 years. Are YOU married?
Dude - I have a fiancee.
Me - Go spend time with her.
Dude - I live in the UK & she's asleep.
Dude - You're a lefty, you hate Christians & will die alone.
Me - I was raised Christian & have been married to a Christian for almost 12 years. Are YOU married?
Dude - I have a fiancee.
Me - Go spend time with her.
Dude - I live in the UK & she's asleep.
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Conversation in my comments section:
Dude - You're a lefty, you hate Christians & will die alone.
Me - I was raised Christian & have been married to a Christian for almost 12 years. Are YOU married?
Dude - I have a fiancee.
Me - Go spend time with her.
Dude - I live in the UK & she's asleep.
Dude - You're a lefty, you hate Christians & will die alone.
Me - I was raised Christian & have been married to a Christian for almost 12 years. Are YOU married?
Dude - I have a fiancee.
Me - Go spend time with her.
Dude - I live in the UK & she's asleep.
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scromiting is also my reaction to the news most days
Screaming + vomiting: ‘Scromiting’ is the mysterious cannabis syndrome becoming more common
Screaming + vomiting: ‘Scromiting’ is the mysterious cannabis syndrome becoming more common
The condition is rare but a University of Illinois Chicago found the number of diagnosed cases jumped seven-fold from 2016 to 2022.
trib.al
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
scromiting is also my reaction to the news most days
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(No, I didn’t kill the dead human. If I had, I wouldn’t dump the body in the station mall, for fuck’s sake.)
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 AM
(No, I didn’t kill the dead human. If I had, I wouldn’t dump the body in the station mall, for fuck’s sake.)
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John Atkinson Grimshaw, Figure in the Moonlight, 1861
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 AM
John Atkinson Grimshaw, Figure in the Moonlight, 1861
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we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
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"I mean, what, am I supposed to believe that there's some sort of MAGICAL force that makes you the OWNER of a land just by LANDING on it?!
WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE!!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!"
WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE!!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!"
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"I mean, what, am I supposed to believe that there's some sort of MAGICAL force that makes you the OWNER of a land just by LANDING on it?!
WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE!!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!"
WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE!!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!"
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This will go over real big in Venezuela where tensions barely exist at the moment, right?
President Trump posts a fake Wikipedia bio saying he’s the acting President of Venezuela
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This will go over real big in Venezuela where tensions barely exist at the moment, right?
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Fucking pussies wouldn't last 10 minutes as a middle school teacher.
Also: the sentiment that law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to endure disrespect is craven, servile, and profoundly un-American. Saying is a relatively rare burst of truth from Trump,. People who agree show their ass as born bootlickers.
January 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fucking pussies wouldn't last 10 minutes as a middle school teacher.
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Hate that we have to worry about whether or not politically destabilizing leaks from inside this administration are motivated by groyper interns wanting to make fifty bucks on the prediction markets.
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hate that we have to worry about whether or not politically destabilizing leaks from inside this administration are motivated by groyper interns wanting to make fifty bucks on the prediction markets.
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i’m sorry but the people who think literally everything is a distraction from the epstein files are sincerely not grasping how normalized the abuse of
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i’m sorry but the people who think literally everything is a distraction from the epstein files are sincerely not grasping how normalized the abuse of
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
teen girls actually is and it’s the same abuse that leads to ice agents shooting a woman in the face and calling her corpse a fucking bitch
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Greetings from my neighborhood bar ✌🏽
July 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Greetings from my neighborhood bar ✌🏽
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Slightly diminish a game
Resident Not Very Nice
Resident Not Very Nice
Slightly diminish a game
Semifinal Fantasy
Semifinal Fantasy
Slightly diminish a game
Okay Mario
Okay Mario
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Slightly diminish a game
Resident Not Very Nice
Resident Not Very Nice
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Naruto: Moderate Ninja Storm Advisory
Slightly diminish a game
Resident Not Very Nice
Resident Not Very Nice
Slightly diminish a game
Semifinal Fantasy
Semifinal Fantasy
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Naruto: Moderate Ninja Storm Advisory
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Choose peace. It’s fine.
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Choose peace. It’s fine.
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And I’ve never been happier.
This meme just snuck into my house and punched me straight in the face
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
And I’ve never been happier.
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they are clowning on us so hard over there right now.
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
they are clowning on us so hard over there right now.
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just got back from the timeline where people just clapped for Jeb
you wouldn't believe the porn they've got over there. fuckin wild. also, there's universal healthcare somehow
you wouldn't believe the porn they've got over there. fuckin wild. also, there's universal healthcare somehow
February 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
just got back from the timeline where people just clapped for Jeb
you wouldn't believe the porn they've got over there. fuckin wild. also, there's universal healthcare somehow
you wouldn't believe the porn they've got over there. fuckin wild. also, there's universal healthcare somehow
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“If we need to”…. You fucking need to.
Kaine: "I can tell you this -- we will force a vote in the Senate about no US military action in Greenland or Denmark if we need to. We will get overwhelmingly bipartisan support that this president is foolish to even suggest this."
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
“If we need to”…. You fucking need to.
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Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
sauvignon bloc
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*four* NYT reporters and no one stops to ask him
WHICH WARS
PLEASE NAME THE WARS
ALL OF THEM
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO ON UNTIL YOU NAME THE WARS
SORRY BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED NAMES
THAT'S RIGHT, THE WARS YOU ENDED
THOSE WARS
NAME THEM
the whole thing is like this, just whiff after whiff
WHICH WARS
PLEASE NAME THE WARS
ALL OF THEM
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO ON UNTIL YOU NAME THE WARS
SORRY BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED NAMES
THAT'S RIGHT, THE WARS YOU ENDED
THOSE WARS
NAME THEM
the whole thing is like this, just whiff after whiff
![President Trump
I don’t need international law. I’m not looking to hurt people. I’m not looking to kill people. I’ve ended — remember this, I’ve ended eight wars. Nobody else has ever done that. I’ve ended eight wars and didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. Pretty amazing. [President Barack] Obama got it. He was there for a few weeks, and he got it. He didn’t even know why he got it. They asked him, why did he get it? He was unable to answer the question. I ended eight wars. I — If you look at those wars — these were tough wars to end, too. And let me tell you, India and Pakistan were going at it. As you know, they were going at it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4qmg6r3shnk3mfst5w3g6wy2/bafkreifmihevyvgdyoimveqqqswsxcnwqtfakrirqubyekkowmjacxycda@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
*four* NYT reporters and no one stops to ask him
WHICH WARS
PLEASE NAME THE WARS
ALL OF THEM
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO ON UNTIL YOU NAME THE WARS
SORRY BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED NAMES
THAT'S RIGHT, THE WARS YOU ENDED
THOSE WARS
NAME THEM
the whole thing is like this, just whiff after whiff
WHICH WARS
PLEASE NAME THE WARS
ALL OF THEM
LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO ON UNTIL YOU NAME THE WARS
SORRY BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED NAMES
THAT'S RIGHT, THE WARS YOU ENDED
THOSE WARS
NAME THEM
the whole thing is like this, just whiff after whiff
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Cool lemme know when it's signed after the Senate passes it too and Trump doesn't veto it
The House is breaking out into applause as the bill passes on the floor to extend the ACA subsidies for three years.
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Cool lemme know when it's signed after the Senate passes it too and Trump doesn't veto it
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French General Nicolas Richoux: “If the United States attacks Greenland, we should fight the Americans and turn them into the villains of history.”
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
French General Nicolas Richoux: “If the United States attacks Greenland, we should fight the Americans and turn them into the villains of history.”