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shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
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@shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
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papapishu.bsky.social
We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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barrydeutsch.bsky.social
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
Andrew Kadel @DrewKadel@social.coop My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen. Something that seems fundamental to me about ChatGPT, which gets lost over and over again: When you enter text into it, you're asking "What would a response to this sound like?" If you put in a scientific question, and it comes back with a response citing a non-existent paper with a plausible title, using a real journal name and an author name who's written things related to your question, it's not being tricky or telling lies or doing anything at all surprising! This is what a response to that question would sound like! It did the thing! But people keep wanting the "say something that sounds like an answer" machine to be doing something else, and believing it *is* doing something else. It's good at generating things that sound like responses to being told it was wrong, so people think that it's engaging in introspection or looking up more information or something, but it's not, it's only, ever, saying something that sounds like the next bit of the conversation.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! (Ford Mustang comes ripping across the field at top speed)

Me reaping: Sorry, I can't reap today. I'm convalescing from my devastating farmyard hit and run.
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
"Ja, wenn die uns die letzten Jobs weggenommen haben", Schluck vom Glühwein, der Blick verschwimmt, wegen den Chemtrails, "dann wirst du sehen, wo du bleibst", sage ich, setze mein gesamtes Vermögen auf einen Ghislaine-Pardon und füge hinzu: "Ich hoffe du landest auf der Straße, Lohnsklave!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this

ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
The draw of cave diving is just a diverted impulse.
An effort to turn the potential harm of following the deeply rooted societal desire for the colonization of new wombs inward, to hurt only oneself and no one else in its pursuit.
May 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
I wish I wasn't born yet. My spirit was made for the civil war of Space Elevator 113-6 in the 2360s.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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headfallsoff.com
when you're bullied in high schol for not fitting in:
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
Now the very tracks are composed of human beings. They thrash and wail, begging for mercy from the machine that uses their bodies to move forward. A There is no dilemma, no problem, because there is no resolution, no choice. The world works as it works. Things are as they are.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
You know, sometimes I feel like I was born too late. I wish I lived back in the day, when you could just hop on a freight train from Detroit with nothing but your tools and some clothes and get a job on a construction site and discover that the world is secretly controlled by libertarian aliens.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
I personally preferred microsoft Overwatch 500 Coins to its sequel
Screenshot of a google search for "overwatch 2". on the left, the first result is for the official website for Overwatch 2. on the right, Googles Knowledge Panel is headlined with "microsoft Overwatch 2 1000 Coins"
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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pax.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
Vorteile vom Leben in der Vorstadt:
- Mehr Platz
- Genug Kindergärten
- Träume beschützt vom fünfdimensionalen Minotaurus Franz-Josef (no relation)
Nachteile:
- Kein Kino in der Nähe
- schlechte Anbindung an den ÖPNV
- jenseits der perfekt geschnittenen Hecken lauert der Faschismus
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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fireatwillow.bsky.social
hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social
We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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dervy.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
I feel like I should gain a new perspective on things.
Maybe I'll crawl into a cave to get it. Maybe I'll sit on the curb for a while in a town I don't know.
Maybe I'll try wearing leather and going by a different name.

Maybe that'll help.
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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snoopykoira.bsky.social
[Tim Rogers voice]
yunanoire.bsky.social Yuna Noire🏳️‍⚧️ @yunanoire.bsky.social · Mar 10
Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
shirehumpfrey.bsky.social
The youth of today is weak.
Everything is handed to them on a silver platter.
They will never know what it is to open a Prinzenrollepackung without the weird wiederverschließbare Lasche.
October 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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brunodias.bsky.social
nostalgia is a prison. 'IP' is where creativity goes to die. there are infinite new games in the ether waiting to be discovered. bury your dead and fix your hearts
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM