@shitjethrosays.bsky.social
"World mortality rate holding steady at 100%."
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"World mortality rate holding steady at 100%."
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We played blood along the clocktower for like 6+ hours and everyone had a blast
We even had someone just watching and they were having a good time. What a good game
We even had someone just watching and they were having a good time. What a good game
October 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
We played blood along the clocktower for like 6+ hours and everyone had a blast
We even had someone just watching and they were having a good time. What a good game
We even had someone just watching and they were having a good time. What a good game
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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maybe if kimmel calls kirk the r-word the “free speech” crowd will support him
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
maybe if kimmel calls kirk the r-word the “free speech” crowd will support him
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September 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.
April 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
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This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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Sorry about how long the video is taking. I think I might have solved the main problem with the world permanently this time though
April 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Sorry about how long the video is taking. I think I might have solved the main problem with the world permanently this time though
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UK folks: Please write to your MP and ask them to request the Supreme Court of the UK to grant "Castellucci v Gender Recognition Panel" permission to appeal.
I'm seeking a Gender Recognition Certificate matching my birth certificate based on a straightforward reading of the Gender Recognition Act.
I'm seeking a Gender Recognition Certificate matching my birth certificate based on a straightforward reading of the Gender Recognition Act.
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
UK folks: Please write to your MP and ask them to request the Supreme Court of the UK to grant "Castellucci v Gender Recognition Panel" permission to appeal.
I'm seeking a Gender Recognition Certificate matching my birth certificate based on a straightforward reading of the Gender Recognition Act.
I'm seeking a Gender Recognition Certificate matching my birth certificate based on a straightforward reading of the Gender Recognition Act.
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I need Nathan Fielder to make a failing restaurant and then lure Gordon Ramsay to it.
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I need Nathan Fielder to make a failing restaurant and then lure Gordon Ramsay to it.
"Happy Neurodiversity Week!" They all shout as I enter the townhall.
March 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"Happy Neurodiversity Week!" They all shout as I enter the townhall.
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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every day that i am not accepted for the frosthaven video game closed beta we stray further from god
March 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
every day that i am not accepted for the frosthaven video game closed beta we stray further from god
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tesla car vehicles will have more legal protections than trans people
March 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
tesla car vehicles will have more legal protections than trans people
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Dear friend,
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dear friend,
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
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At the time we thought Clippy was impertinent, butting in all the time. But at least his suggestions were respectful. 'This LOOKS LIKE a letter you're writing. Can I help?' By the standards of the modern AI, the guy was positively coy about it.
February 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
At the time we thought Clippy was impertinent, butting in all the time. But at least his suggestions were respectful. 'This LOOKS LIKE a letter you're writing. Can I help?' By the standards of the modern AI, the guy was positively coy about it.
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft
www.ft.com
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment