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just a little octopus, floatin' along. she/they.
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*my coffee went cold because i had to go to the dentist before i could finish it, so now I'm drinking cold coffee*

this, too, is yuri
i hope my cat knows that she's the best creature in the universe.
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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we all phone it in sometimes. i’m not mad at the onion for this low-effort … oh
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Look, I've heard a lot about how good the gay sex is on the show but I haven't heard a thing about the hockey.
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.
Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Honestly I don't think this is especially inconsistent with current portrayals. No matter which way you look at it, there's no way Samus is neurotypical
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
*vibrates in anticipation*
Godzilla Minus Zero releasing in theaters (North America) on November 6, 2026
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
florida lawmakers really out here trying to accidentally ban the bible to owm the libs

how long before one of them actually cracks open a bible and sees how much sex is in it
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i did a map thing!

it turns out that, when you mostly fly everywhere, you pass through a lot fewer places.

tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Literally the first news outlet I've seen directly quoting her wife. Even the NPR piece on Renee Good that aired this morning made no mention of Becca Good whatsoever.
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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The weirdest thing is that something being an IP that no one has heard of is STILL preferred over originals.

IP is the most important thing, being good in any other way is secondary.
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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i love coming back to a social media after a while away and playing detective tryna figure out which moot is who. like ok. this profile is “big daddy pikmin”. icon is a sad clown. pronouns he/they. bio references wanting to fuck luigi. with these facts i can narrow it down to 18 potential oomfs
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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My sister and I have reached an agreement
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
portal is old enough to vote
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
gay gayness gayly.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Remember when absolutely every work of literary fiction was titled "The [Random Profession]'s Wife" or "The [Random Profession]'s Daughter"
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Volume 2 Page 1
#CITY #KeiichiArawi
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM