Shrimplegs
@shrimplegs.bsky.social
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what if it was twink peaks and it was a bunch of useless gay men starting drama and getting nowhere close to solving crimes
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
what if it was twink peaks and it was a bunch of useless gay men starting drama and getting nowhere close to solving crimes
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Somehow I feel compelled to show the Marlboro brocc convergence
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Somehow I feel compelled to show the Marlboro brocc convergence
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your skin should just have one big mite on it, runnin around like a mouse
January 10, 2026 at 11:02 AM
your skin should just have one big mite on it, runnin around like a mouse
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
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“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
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I've decided to start my own hive mind. It's just me so far
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I've decided to start my own hive mind. It's just me so far
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no offense but you would fail a test of mettle
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
no offense but you would fail a test of mettle
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something fun to do is you can scream
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
something fun to do is you can scream
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maybe the traumatic brain injury was the friends we made along the way
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
maybe the traumatic brain injury was the friends we made along the way
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in this house we call hotdogs chunky dingdongs
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in this house we call hotdogs chunky dingdongs
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“I just don’t like mayonnaise” you are wasting your life
September 7, 2024 at 2:22 PM
“I just don’t like mayonnaise” you are wasting your life
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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If people didn’t want to be phallic they would dip into the ground instead of jutting up out of it like an erect penis
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If people didn’t want to be phallic they would dip into the ground instead of jutting up out of it like an erect penis
why is doom the only thing you can get an impending sense of, its never like an impending sense of sweet times ahead
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
why is doom the only thing you can get an impending sense of, its never like an impending sense of sweet times ahead
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Applying for a job at Walmart by personally giving my resume to the manager then immediately blowing my brains out before they can respond
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Applying for a job at Walmart by personally giving my resume to the manager then immediately blowing my brains out before they can respond
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here's a little move i like to call putting my earbuds in and forgetting to play anything for an hour
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
here's a little move i like to call putting my earbuds in and forgetting to play anything for an hour
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This voyage is not that bon
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This voyage is not that bon
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bourgeoisie is pronounced "buh-GOY-zee"
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
bourgeoisie is pronounced "buh-GOY-zee"
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going to sucks. but going fro.... there's nothing like it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
going to sucks. but going fro.... there's nothing like it.
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Why are you afraid of the boogie man he just sounds like a guy who likes music
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Why are you afraid of the boogie man he just sounds like a guy who likes music
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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Im just jerking off your chain (to completion)
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Im just jerking off your chain (to completion)