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every song is like gold teeth grey goose
green moose guava juice
📍 minneapolis
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Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead.

I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Please Do Not Release Any More Epstein Files, They Are Not Important, by A Guy In The Epstein Files
Well that helps to explain this Brooks column from last month.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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maybe its something cultural or christian
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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At the launch of a speaking tour intended to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages, President Trump mocked the word “affordability” and touted how high the stock market had risen.
At the first stop on his affordability tour, Trump mocks affordability
What was supposed to be a speaking tour to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages was instead a greatest hits campaign speech.
wapo.st
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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More accurate to say she was voted into Congress by a large group of Swedes
Here’s the demographic breakdown of Rep. Ilhan Omar’s district.

Elon Musk says Omar was “literally voted into Congress by a large group of people from Somalia.”

Omar’s district is 2.9% Somali-American.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Yesterday my third grader looked at the cup he was holding and goes "This is one of the classic cups." And now I wonder about the rich taxonomy of cups that must exist in his mind.
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse?
Father: because fierce is fierce hunni
Daughter: gaggg
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I just know Mona Lisa had a tight pussy
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Data journalism is not dead: @cingraham.bsky.social’s felching charts are in here for the quant minded.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Wild: Democratic candidate running neck-and-neck in a special election in a TN district that was R+22 last year
Emerson finds TN-7 basically ~tied ahead of Tuesday election, with Trump underwater in a district he won by 22.

A winnable race for Dems.

If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.

Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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MM Mega Malamar flip it over WW Wicked Wiiiiiiitch
a glowing plant is hanging from the ceiling of a room .
ALT: a glowing plant is hanging from the ceiling of a room .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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is siri a feminist? is the self-checkout kiosk a queer ally? is chatGPT my friend?
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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my favorite step is always the rust.
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Post-Apopolopic Cut-TORE…. I didn’t go to school to spell…
July 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM