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Group laughing photo by Helena Lopes: https://www.pexels.com/photo/men-s-white-button-up-dress-shirt-708440/
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DID U KNOW: his name is James "Bond" because of that one time he superglued his own dick to his gun
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
DID U KNOW: his name is James "Bond" because of that one time he superglued his own dick to his gun
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(using a mirror to peer over defilade) damn.. he's still there. maybe if— (i see the mime notice my mirror's glint and very convincingly pretend to fire a rifle. like, you can see the weight of it and the thud of the kickback. i can't help but let the mirror blast out of my hand) fuck. we gotta move
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(using a mirror to peer over defilade) damn.. he's still there. maybe if— (i see the mime notice my mirror's glint and very convincingly pretend to fire a rifle. like, you can see the weight of it and the thud of the kickback. i can't help but let the mirror blast out of my hand) fuck. we gotta move
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Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻🐾
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻🐾
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An otherwise sensible set of parents are reportedly unconcerned about the prospect of a stranger breaking into the house, as long as it’s on December 24th.
Autistic child apparently the only one around here concerned about stranger getting into their house
An otherwise sensible set of parents are reportedly unconcerned about the prospect of a stranger breaking into the house, as long as it's on December 24th. Despite having taught their son the many…
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December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
An otherwise sensible set of parents are reportedly unconcerned about the prospect of a stranger breaking into the house, as long as it’s on December 24th.
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god bless us, every one
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
god bless us, every one
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Mmmmmm, hot beef milk
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Mmmmmm, hot beef milk
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The difference between a movie and a film is that the former goes well with popcorn and the latter needs a tweed sport jacket with elbow patches and a beret.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The difference between a movie and a film is that the former goes well with popcorn and the latter needs a tweed sport jacket with elbow patches and a beret.
If it turns out that the current US President is a pedophile, rapist, AND a murderer...
...that would be an incredible end to this season of USA : The Greatest Country In The World
My God, the writing!
The stakes!
The drama!
Next season we'll see how many millions will still vote for his party!
...that would be an incredible end to this season of USA : The Greatest Country In The World
My God, the writing!
The stakes!
The drama!
Next season we'll see how many millions will still vote for his party!
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If it turns out that the current US President is a pedophile, rapist, AND a murderer...
...that would be an incredible end to this season of USA : The Greatest Country In The World
My God, the writing!
The stakes!
The drama!
Next season we'll see how many millions will still vote for his party!
...that would be an incredible end to this season of USA : The Greatest Country In The World
My God, the writing!
The stakes!
The drama!
Next season we'll see how many millions will still vote for his party!
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Oh sure it's funny when a cartoon character drops a piano on someone's head but when I do it it’s a “crime”
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh sure it's funny when a cartoon character drops a piano on someone's head but when I do it it’s a “crime”
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When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.
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Merry Christmas eve I'm still up baking 🎄😩🙌🥐
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Merry Christmas eve I'm still up baking 🎄😩🙌🥐
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Ubiquitous = "widespread"
Ubiquitously = "widespread-ly"
Ubiquity = "widespread-ness"
Ubiquitously = "widespread-ly"
Ubiquity = "widespread-ness"
December 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ubiquitous = "widespread"
Ubiquitously = "widespread-ly"
Ubiquity = "widespread-ness"
Ubiquitously = "widespread-ly"
Ubiquity = "widespread-ness"
With brilliant timing
TAL PARA CUÁL🤣 #shorts #tobbaliink
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December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
With brilliant timing
Trump: a beloved man died because he was OBSESSED WITH ME
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Trump: a beloved man died because he was OBSESSED WITH ME
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Artist: Owl Turd
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Artist: Owl Turd
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[alphabet naming committee]
okay what comes after O and P
let's just do O and P again but give em dicks
okay what comes after O and P
let's just do O and P again but give em dicks
August 21, 2023 at 5:23 PM
[alphabet naming committee]
okay what comes after O and P
let's just do O and P again but give em dicks
okay what comes after O and P
let's just do O and P again but give em dicks
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I run a fan club. The fan club is for me, and I'm the only member.
It's a really toxic fandom though. We really hate that guy.
It's a really toxic fandom though. We really hate that guy.
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I run a fan club. The fan club is for me, and I'm the only member.
It's a really toxic fandom though. We really hate that guy.
It's a really toxic fandom though. We really hate that guy.
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"I have collected the 9 Keys to Unlock the 9 Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, thereby ushering in 1,000 Years of Darkness"
My boss, looking around confusedly: "I....I was more hoping for an update on your progress with the Quarterly Invoices..."
Me: *levitating, dark glyphs swirling around me*
My boss, looking around confusedly: "I....I was more hoping for an update on your progress with the Quarterly Invoices..."
Me: *levitating, dark glyphs swirling around me*
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"I have collected the 9 Keys to Unlock the 9 Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, thereby ushering in 1,000 Years of Darkness"
My boss, looking around confusedly: "I....I was more hoping for an update on your progress with the Quarterly Invoices..."
Me: *levitating, dark glyphs swirling around me*
My boss, looking around confusedly: "I....I was more hoping for an update on your progress with the Quarterly Invoices..."
Me: *levitating, dark glyphs swirling around me*