From MST3K Hamlet:
Claudius (looks at his hand): What if...?
Mike: Nah, that'd be like the fifth time today.
Two of us in my English class caught the joke, much to the annoyance of our teacher.
Claudius (looks at his hand): What if...?
Mike: Nah, that'd be like the fifth time today.
Two of us in my English class caught the joke, much to the annoyance of our teacher.
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
From MST3K Hamlet:
Claudius (looks at his hand): What if...?
Mike: Nah, that'd be like the fifth time today.
Two of us in my English class caught the joke, much to the annoyance of our teacher.
Claudius (looks at his hand): What if...?
Mike: Nah, that'd be like the fifth time today.
Two of us in my English class caught the joke, much to the annoyance of our teacher.
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
Was my subject line Fullcast disaster catnip? Yes. Was it 100% accurate? Also yes.
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do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to [email protected]
do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Was my subject line Fullcast disaster catnip? Yes. Was it 100% accurate? Also yes.
Where's the beef? Meat Heist alert @edsbs.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Where's the beef? Meat Heist alert @edsbs.bsky.social
United could play for a week and not score. Completely pointless.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
United could play for a week and not score. Completely pointless.
Bruno Fernandes has been diabolical tonight. Just awful.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bruno Fernandes has been diabolical tonight. Just awful.
This is @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social content. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
How’s Bill Belichick going to eat soup this winter without a bowl?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How’s Bill Belichick going to eat soup this winter without a bowl?
You hate to see it. GTHC!
Duke 32, UNC 25.
After waiting 72 years to "beat Duke," Bill Belichick will have to keep waiting. Duke's fake field goal sets up the game-winning touchdown as the Tar Heels are eliminated from bowl contention.
Belichick has to walk past Duke ringing the Victory Bell on the UNC loco at midfield.
After waiting 72 years to "beat Duke," Bill Belichick will have to keep waiting. Duke's fake field goal sets up the game-winning touchdown as the Tar Heels are eliminated from bowl contention.
Belichick has to walk past Duke ringing the Victory Bell on the UNC loco at midfield.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You hate to see it. GTHC!
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Manny thinking “I’m not losing to a guy who spent last Sunday at an adult cheerleading competition”
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Manny thinking “I’m not losing to a guy who spent last Sunday at an adult cheerleading competition”
These UNC players are crashing out. The only thing more idiotic than Duke's play all game.
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
These UNC players are crashing out. The only thing more idiotic than Duke's play all game.
Getting ready for the mind-blowing stupidity that Duke's offense is going to pull on this drive.
a group of people are sitting in a park with a white truck in the background .
Alt: a group of people are sitting in a park with a white truck in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Getting ready for the mind-blowing stupidity that Duke's offense is going to pull on this drive.
It made me want to fight the OC. The end of that drive was so unbelievably stupid.
Duke, on 4th-and-1, runs a reverse pass to Que'Sean Brown, who reverses field again, goes backward, eludes one tackle and gets smacked for an 11-yard loss.
That's a game-losing play right there.
That's a game-losing play right there.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It made me want to fight the OC. The end of that drive was so unbelievably stupid.
Fire Jonathan Brewer into the sun...
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fire Jonathan Brewer into the sun...
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
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"it's rebekah vardy's account" tier
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"it's rebekah vardy's account" tier
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had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
I found a new movie for the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social bonus episodes @gotitatguineys.bsky.social @jkass99.bsky.social.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I found a new movie for the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social bonus episodes @gotitatguineys.bsky.social @jkass99.bsky.social.
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Now I'm imagining someone microwaving a brisket at 10% power for 3 days.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Now I'm imagining someone microwaving a brisket at 10% power for 3 days.
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will