Knife Witch
@slodwick.com
All parties are advised to chill. (she/her)
Liberal | Feminist | Trans rights are human rights | BLM | Free Palestine
Liberal | Feminist | Trans rights are human rights | BLM | Free Palestine
Someone apparently stole our work credit card number and bought a subscription to a dating site and multiple orders of flowers. I guess relationships can be rough around the holidays, even for criminals.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Someone apparently stole our work credit card number and bought a subscription to a dating site and multiple orders of flowers. I guess relationships can be rough around the holidays, even for criminals.
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a .gif (Hard mode, no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel)
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a .gif (Hard mode, no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel)
Reposted by Knife Witch
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Reposted by Knife Witch
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Reposted by Knife Witch
still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
"O Holy Night" often makes me cry when done right, and "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen is a long-standing favorite with my people
"O Holy Night" often makes me cry when done right, and "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen is a long-standing favorite with my people
“Angels We Have Heard on High” and Joni Mitchell’s “River,” especially the Cee-Lo Green cover
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
"O Holy Night" often makes me cry when done right, and "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen is a long-standing favorite with my people
"O Holy Night" often makes me cry when done right, and "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen is a long-standing favorite with my people
Reposted by Knife Witch
I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me
July 12, 2023 at 4:52 AM
I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me
One of my faves has a video addressing an issue I've seen come up a lot recently, so I thought I'd share!
youtu.be/QFPGUTyo9Yk?...
youtu.be/QFPGUTyo9Yk?...
What happened to bathroom doors?
YouTube video by Kendra Gaylord
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One of my faves has a video addressing an issue I've seen come up a lot recently, so I thought I'd share!
youtu.be/QFPGUTyo9Yk?...
youtu.be/QFPGUTyo9Yk?...
Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?
Reposted by Knife Witch
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
Reposted by Knife Witch
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
Reposted by Knife Witch
Reposted by Knife Witch
I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.
Hey, if you work at a fast food joint and you think you remember someone because they order the same thing at the drive-thru on a regular basis, NO YOU DON’T.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey, if you work at a fast food joint and you think you remember someone because they order the same thing at the drive-thru on a regular basis, NO YOU DON’T.
Reposted by Knife Witch
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Reposted by Knife Witch
November 13
If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
November 13
Reposted by Knife Witch
This is your doomscrolling rest stop, please enjoy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is your doomscrolling rest stop, please enjoy.
Reposted by Knife Witch
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 10, 2023 at 9:36 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reposted by Knife Witch
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Knife Witch
Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
Run for Something
Find offices you can run for
runforwhat.net
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
Reposted by Knife Witch
Reposted by Knife Witch
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Reposted by Knife Witch
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
My neighbor is having new siding put up on their garage, and the gentleman doing the work has apparently decided nail guns are for suckers - he's been out there hammering basically all day for the last 3 days.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My neighbor is having new siding put up on their garage, and the gentleman doing the work has apparently decided nail guns are for suckers - he's been out there hammering basically all day for the last 3 days.