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Sly Waffle
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“Eric, the boosters—“
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Boston guy who thinks Trump's invasion of Venezuela and kidnapping of its president and his wife is meant as a distraction from Jaylen Brown's MVP-caliber season
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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School
Rutland, IL
April 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Was hard to understand at the time that 09-10 would be the speed bump in retrospect, a brief flowering of liberalism in the midst of a 60 year slide into fascism starting with Nixon
December 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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michelle wu going to execute order 617 and take over the east coast
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"be true to yourself" is apocalyptically bad advice for like 95% of people and cartoons need to stop saying it. "pretend to be cool and good for long enough and you will be," much more useful.
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Here I come a-wassailing.
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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My sixth sense is always knowing someone doesn't want to be in an exit only lane before they do
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Me to my 14 year old self: You’re actually gonna get a medal for liking good bands earlier than other people. Everybody loves when you bring it up
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Democrats should campaign on "the Cabinet and top defense contractors all have to be drug tested regularly"
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Cat police officer carrying a spray bottle
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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a penny for your thoughts…
March 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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would the public like 1% inflation and 10% unemployment? absolutely not. but they clearly say they want it and he should deliver for mr trump
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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all harvard law school has been doing for the last 50 years is churning out lawyers to cover up the crimes of all the previous classes of harvard alumni. really feels like letting that place continue to operate is a real “stop hitting yourself” situation
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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and Biden wouldn't spend the political capital or take the risks necessary to overcome Garland's short-term thinking, and that's why his legacy is fascism and genocide
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Feel like army vs Kent state should be a bigger rivalry
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM