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ha ha i’m just joking!
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When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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“I don’t support irans government but”

“I condem Hamas but”

“I don’t support Venezuela or Cuba but”

Do you know you are an imperialist running dog
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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I'll spell it out: Offering that Maduro is bad but the strikes and kidnappings violated legal procedure, is discursively like closing the back door to Trump while opening the front door. You concede the moral case, and offer a legal one that nobody without a lanyard knows of or gives a shit about.
"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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In other words: You're volunteering the "he was no angel" qualification on behalf of the people pulling the trigger. It's a concession that quite literally helps Trump. It'll be the justification they lean on and it'll work because you fucking people can't help yourselves.
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Howdy. Yeehaw. Y'all.

ⓘ This user lives in Seattle
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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“.. In some areas, such as New York City, the surge has been dramatic — with residential [utility] shutoffs in August up fivefold from a year ago, utility filings show.”

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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younger generations have always dreamed to be in debt until the day they die
One CEO called the idea a “disgusting insult” and “economic genocide against the Gen Z generation.” 👀

@newsweek.com $XHB
www.newsweek.com/50-year-mort...
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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by OpenAI’s own estimates, hundreds of thousands of ChatGPT users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
www.wired.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Wal*Mart has a whole program to get their employees on federal aid because nobody can afford to live on their dogshit wages
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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[John Wick kills asshole #3,784]

ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this
September 22, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Werner Herzog voice:

“I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”
Werner Herzog on AI-Generated Movies: 'They Look Completely Dead'
Herzog spoke with Conan O'Brien about the concept of truth and why AI is a
gizmodo.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM