Cunt Célèbre
@snappydaps.bsky.social
Your weird gay aunt. Disabled pinko jeweler and animal rescuer
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
🗣👾 twitch.tv/snapdragonsyndicate
🤳🐈 tiktok.com/@snappydappers
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
🗣👾 twitch.tv/snapdragonsyndicate
🤳🐈 tiktok.com/@snappydappers
Got a men’s haircut and do in fact instantly look like a dude, which is gratifying since that’s what I was going for but also means I’ve been right all along that I was ugly as a woman lmao
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Got a men’s haircut and do in fact instantly look like a dude, which is gratifying since that’s what I was going for but also means I’ve been right all along that I was ugly as a woman lmao
Saw a couple in James Avery where the lady was browsing while holding a sleepy golden retriever puppy in her arms
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Saw a couple in James Avery where the lady was browsing while holding a sleepy golden retriever puppy in her arms
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sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship
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This is because Christie gave all her stories clear titles like "The Mystery of the Death on the Omnibus" and "Mary Had A Little Murder", while Ellison called all his "'Avast, Mine Attendant!' Wept The Desperado" and "Methinks A Computer Wouldst Damn The World"
I think a lot about how Harlan Ellison said in an interview that Agatha Christie’s work would be forgotten five minutes after her death, and (by implication) his work would live on, and nearly the opposite has occurred. I’m not even sneering at Ellison. Just how we don’t understand posterity.
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is because Christie gave all her stories clear titles like "The Mystery of the Death on the Omnibus" and "Mary Had A Little Murder", while Ellison called all his "'Avast, Mine Attendant!' Wept The Desperado" and "Methinks A Computer Wouldst Damn The World"
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"scrum" is the past tense of "scream"
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"scrum" is the past tense of "scream"
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
I’m scared to get on any of the gay apps out in the country here bc what if someone sees me on there but realistically it’s like girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I’m scared to get on any of the gay apps out in the country here bc what if someone sees me on there but realistically it’s like girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament
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Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.
Swifties posting “this can’t be the same artist that wrote Folklore” I will find if you give her old catalog a refreshed listen you will disabuse yourself of that notion quickly
October 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Swifties posting “this can’t be the same artist that wrote Folklore” I will find if you give her old catalog a refreshed listen you will disabuse yourself of that notion quickly
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Transphobia: the ideology of loser weirdos no one likes.
In the waning days of his longshot reelection campaign—and likely his tenure at City Hall—Mayor Eric Adams has suddenly embraced transphobia.
Eric Adams Embraces Transphobia, the Last Recourse of Desperate Losers
And more links for your Tuesday morning.
hellgatenyc.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Transphobia: the ideology of loser weirdos no one likes.
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paracetamol and ibuprofen bring me somewhere half human which is nice. too bad i'm not pregnant so i can't contribute to the war on autism on the side of autism.
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
paracetamol and ibuprofen bring me somewhere half human which is nice. too bad i'm not pregnant so i can't contribute to the war on autism on the side of autism.
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HAPPY SPREAD ME DAY TO THOSE WHO SPREAD
SHE IS RANKING BABEYYYY ✨️✨️✨️
Let's see if we can hit the indie bestseller list by supporting independent booksellers!!
bookshop.org/a/13492/9781...
Let's see if we can hit the indie bestseller list by supporting independent booksellers!!
bookshop.org/a/13492/9781...
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
HAPPY SPREAD ME DAY TO THOSE WHO SPREAD
You would not believe the size and weight of the fucking wig I’m wearing in this one
REHEARSING DA SHOW SO MUCH OMG
I’M IN DA SHOW 😈
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
You would not believe the size and weight of the fucking wig I’m wearing in this one
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Time is a flat circle, nothing ever happens, etc
September 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Time is a flat circle, nothing ever happens, etc
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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Imagine the world we could live in if money went to the sciences. We could have jacking off 2.0 by now but it doesn't have the funding.
September 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Imagine the world we could live in if money went to the sciences. We could have jacking off 2.0 by now but it doesn't have the funding.
I was saying Boo-urns
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
September 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I was saying Boo-urns
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I walked into rehearsal tonight to them booming No One Mourns The Wicked out the speakers in there
September 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I walked into rehearsal tonight to them booming No One Mourns The Wicked out the speakers in there
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This could be your child
September 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This could be your child
Once again trying to watch an Agatha Christie film adaptation and once again they:
1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained
2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet—
3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.
1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained
2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet—
3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.
September 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Once again trying to watch an Agatha Christie film adaptation and once again they:
1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained
2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet—
3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.
1) Make everyone mean and relationships strained
2) Telegraph the solution in your face really hard, and yet—
3) Change the solution so it’s simpler, less interesting, and the whole narrative makes less sense.
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Average YIMBY enjoyer: omg did you hear about the new bike lane system in Bogota? Imagine if we had those in New York or Chicago…
Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.
Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.
September 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Average YIMBY enjoyer: omg did you hear about the new bike lane system in Bogota? Imagine if we had those in New York or Chicago…
Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.
Average Abundance fan: …which will produce gold teeth and wedding bands that can be melted and used to plate the circuit boards in the engine control unit of Ford F150s.
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we should try to get brands on here. next time a brand shows up, let's act really nice for a month or so to lull it into a false sense of security, ok?
September 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
we should try to get brands on here. next time a brand shows up, let's act really nice for a month or so to lull it into a false sense of security, ok?