elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...

You know David Schwimmer will outlive the rest of the fuckin cast by decades. Motherfucker will be 114 years old doing cameos about how much Ross sucked shit, no one will get the significance but in the Megaprison(tm) you just have to watch whatever's on. RIP in peace chandler.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

every day on here now

It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.

Evergreen 🧵.

If you ever wanted to know where all these dudes whining about being Alphas Alphas and making their women submit come from, Domo here nailed it.

This generation of men has to be likeable. But instead many doubled down on control.

People completely vindicated by history:
John Brown
Sinéad O’Connor
The guy who got Shinzo Abe with the gizmo

You’re on a date with the woman but she lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. You’re not helping! Why is that?

The modern eye is so alienated from food shortages that they don't understand that this is a famine as experienced by people who were alienated from food production

i don't subscribe to blocklists i like to hunt in the manner of my ancestors

I feel like if Google is smart enough to extract this info based on my search, it should also be smart enough to realise that most of the world doesn’t use Narnia measurements, and provide a conversion

I can fix climate change all I need is immunity from prosecution

Shit I haven't heard that name in years. Trying to imagine the lawsuits & hacking scandals if you made Trillian now.

"Geriatric millennials" -_____-

Haven't been here too long but there's a lot of posts like "oh no, threads has self-reported a hundred billion new users, it's over for us here on blue sky" and first of all, did you know that mark zuckerberg has a history of lying about his sites' stats? Remember pivot to video? yeah that was fake!

That's because they don't do it to keep them from complaining, they do it because they like Ben Shapiro.

Threads itself aside for a moment, something i find weird and disappointing (if that's the right word) is how a lot of people are desperate to talk about a singular "new twitter" instead of being happy about the prospect of multiple successful places for different vibes and desires

Trans posters were the backbone of Twitter and any site that fails to realize this is doomed to suck.