W'moreland,Aubrey F.
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Westmoreland, Aubrey F. (he/him)
PO1 UN Star Guard (med. ret.)
SEARRS Structure and Entry Specialist
RC-76 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 'Gᴏ, Aɴᴅ Dᴏ Tʜᴏᴜ Lɪᴋᴇᴡɪsᴇ'
PO1 UN Star Guard (med. ret.)
SEARRS Structure and Entry Specialist
RC-76 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 'Gᴏ, Aɴᴅ Dᴏ Tʜᴏᴜ Lɪᴋᴇᴡɪsᴇ'
im tired of the holidays
i want to go home and be miserable alone
i want to go home and be miserable alone
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
im tired of the holidays
i want to go home and be miserable alone
i want to go home and be miserable alone
i feel indeterminate
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i feel indeterminate
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
most every pocketknife i've ever had has ended up just like... "ok, but what if instead i bought another Leek?"
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
most every pocketknife i've ever had has ended up just like... "ok, but what if instead i bought another Leek?"
i was going to express an opinion about the menswear guy but like
i'm a fat fuck who wears a gildan t-shirt, suspenders, and carhartt pants every single day.
menswear guy is in his lane and flourishing and doing great, and occasionally taking fascists to fool school, he doesn't need anything from me
i'm a fat fuck who wears a gildan t-shirt, suspenders, and carhartt pants every single day.
menswear guy is in his lane and flourishing and doing great, and occasionally taking fascists to fool school, he doesn't need anything from me
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i was going to express an opinion about the menswear guy but like
i'm a fat fuck who wears a gildan t-shirt, suspenders, and carhartt pants every single day.
menswear guy is in his lane and flourishing and doing great, and occasionally taking fascists to fool school, he doesn't need anything from me
i'm a fat fuck who wears a gildan t-shirt, suspenders, and carhartt pants every single day.
menswear guy is in his lane and flourishing and doing great, and occasionally taking fascists to fool school, he doesn't need anything from me
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Great Christmas present for nerd dads, or the greatest Christmas present for nerd dads?
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Great Christmas present for nerd dads, or the greatest Christmas present for nerd dads?
make a bond film casual:
Skymall
Skymall
make a Bond film casual
YOLO
(He goes drinking with a bunch of teenagers in Japan before attending Fuji Rocks. There is still a hot tub scene)
YOLO
(He goes drinking with a bunch of teenagers in Japan before attending Fuji Rocks. There is still a hot tub scene)
make a Bond film casual
Dr Yo
Dr Yo
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
make a bond film casual:
Skymall
Skymall
crucifixion
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
crucifixion
i shouldn't be allowed to have work anxiety nightmares on Christmas night it should be illegal
December 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
i shouldn't be allowed to have work anxiety nightmares on Christmas night it should be illegal
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It's like the fat stabilizer on the X-15. Yes, it adds a relatively large amount of drag, but at high speed & high altitude, it's not a compromise but an asset that lets you retain control authority
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's like the fat stabilizer on the X-15. Yes, it adds a relatively large amount of drag, but at high speed & high altitude, it's not a compromise but an asset that lets you retain control authority
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
we skipped christmas today because everybody is sick :\
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
we skipped christmas today because everybody is sick :\
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Computers cannot be kind.
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Computers cannot be kind.
rewatching Michael Clayton with my mom
this is a hell of a flick
this is a hell of a flick
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
rewatching Michael Clayton with my mom
this is a hell of a flick
this is a hell of a flick
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my sister sent me maybe the best ornament i've ever seen in my life
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
my sister sent me maybe the best ornament i've ever seen in my life
the robins thirst
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
the robins thirst
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im tired of being sick :(
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
im tired of being sick :(
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FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
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Barkley: Now, Magritte. I don't like him,
Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck
Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Barkley: Now, Magritte. I don't like him,
Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck
Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck