@sprtovo.bsky.social
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Lowkey this is hilarious though
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Lowkey this is hilarious though
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Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.
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Your Taskmaster Series 21 cast: Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Your Taskmaster Series 21 cast: Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani
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I can finally announce:
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I can finally announce:
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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K největším adventním tajům patří i sezonní sloveso rumlit: do kafe si rumlili.
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
K největším adventním tajům patří i sezonní sloveso rumlit: do kafe si rumlili.
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Make the flag bigger until they forfeit. Easy dub.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Make the flag bigger until they forfeit. Easy dub.
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There's an episode in Blackadder 3 where Edmond uses made-up words to convince Samual Johnson that he's missed stuff from his dictionary. I have been using these same words in work meetings and reports for decades without ever being challenged on their authenticity.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There's an episode in Blackadder 3 where Edmond uses made-up words to convince Samual Johnson that he's missed stuff from his dictionary. I have been using these same words in work meetings and reports for decades without ever being challenged on their authenticity.
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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Pottyply Crapped
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pottyply Crapped
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
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For every proposal to improve urban life, there is an immediate reaction from someone living in a rural exurb who is ready to lose their mind over the costs and implications on their privilege to drive a 2-ton living room on wheels through a city they don't live in.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
For every proposal to improve urban life, there is an immediate reaction from someone living in a rural exurb who is ready to lose their mind over the costs and implications on their privilege to drive a 2-ton living room on wheels through a city they don't live in.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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I know you mean through a compelling narrative and characters that we remember and care about, but I will be honest in saying that my first reaction to this post was to think, "Is Caitie talking about the HUD Configuration Menu?"
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I know you mean through a compelling narrative and characters that we remember and care about, but I will be honest in saying that my first reaction to this post was to think, "Is Caitie talking about the HUD Configuration Menu?"
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Our dog just had puppies. I remember Holly and Lister discussing dog milk in Red Dwarf. After the puppies had enjoyed their fill I decided to have a sip. Not as good as regular milk but not at all bad. Lister didn't notice it was dog milk in his tea. I understand why.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Our dog just had puppies. I remember Holly and Lister discussing dog milk in Red Dwarf. After the puppies had enjoyed their fill I decided to have a sip. Not as good as regular milk but not at all bad. Lister didn't notice it was dog milk in his tea. I understand why.
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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It's so wild how Czech media raves that young Czechs can afford to buy homes when they move 40-50 kms outside a major city, as though increasing commute times and car dependence is somehow a good thing.
But, they all swear they're nothing like Americans...
But, they all swear they're nothing like Americans...
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It's so wild how Czech media raves that young Czechs can afford to buy homes when they move 40-50 kms outside a major city, as though increasing commute times and car dependence is somehow a good thing.
But, they all swear they're nothing like Americans...
But, they all swear they're nothing like Americans...
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Leena, have you even read the documentation? It makes it very clear on page 235 (footnotes) that NORMAL_PERSON is unecessary (I thought we all agreed on this back in the 90s)
This forum is for professionals, please check documentation before posting. You’ll learn a lot and save me a lot of time
This forum is for professionals, please check documentation before posting. You’ll learn a lot and save me a lot of time
if you’re a programmer who has shared instructions online and you haven’t run the copy by a NORMAL PERSON first, i hope you stub your freakish little hobbit toe
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Leena, have you even read the documentation? It makes it very clear on page 235 (footnotes) that NORMAL_PERSON is unecessary (I thought we all agreed on this back in the 90s)
This forum is for professionals, please check documentation before posting. You’ll learn a lot and save me a lot of time
This forum is for professionals, please check documentation before posting. You’ll learn a lot and save me a lot of time
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Naming our meeting rooms "PURGATORY", "VALHALLA", and "DAMNATION" is maybe not the best decision @summerfallstudios.com has ever made, but it's up there
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Naming our meeting rooms "PURGATORY", "VALHALLA", and "DAMNATION" is maybe not the best decision @summerfallstudios.com has ever made, but it's up there
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Sometimes when I'm finished pissing, I hold my dick up with one hand and scratch my balls with the other. Feels like I'm playing a little guitar.
October 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sometimes when I'm finished pissing, I hold my dick up with one hand and scratch my balls with the other. Feels like I'm playing a little guitar.
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my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
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Thanks for letting us know, Steve.
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thanks for letting us know, Steve.
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Pokud nechceme zůstat vazalem USA & jen s údivem sledovat rozmach Číny, není patrně jiné cesty než větší integrace. Nemám k EU zvláštní vztah. Jen různé úkoly potřebují odpovídající škálu: od obce až po unii. Bezpečnost, energetika, průmyslová politika – nár. státy na to nestačí.
Draghi pushes ‘pragmatic federalism’ to get Europe out of its predicament
The EU is now “faced with protectionism and unilateral action” and the “return of hard military power,” Draghi said, arguing that the EU is not equipped to address these cha…
www.politico.eu
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pokud nechceme zůstat vazalem USA & jen s údivem sledovat rozmach Číny, není patrně jiné cesty než větší integrace. Nemám k EU zvláštní vztah. Jen různé úkoly potřebují odpovídající škálu: od obce až po unii. Bezpečnost, energetika, průmyslová politika – nár. státy na to nestačí.