sprucie.bsky.social
@sprucie.bsky.social
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just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Fun fact! Did you know Mother Theresa’s in hell?
April 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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inside of you are two beavii
March 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Call the stock market a cybertruck the way it’s crashing and burning
March 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I’m not so sure about this Elon Musk fella
March 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Me: "I need to go out more!"

Also me every time I'm free:
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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a big sandwich might be life changing
February 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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TO: <ALL STAFF>

Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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coffee with a sweet little pastry on the side feels like romance to me
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU
February 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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I think you guys are great but take this with a grain of salt i like a lot of weird people
February 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted a donut with my cup of coffee.
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up

*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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shoutout to the ocean, always doing you fr fr
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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ok damn January got hands
January 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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really wish i hadnt chosen today to announce that im stepping down as leader of the federal big jug lovers party
January 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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awake at 5 AM to get ahead of my cat's early morning meowing hour, shes gonna be so surprised when she sees me
December 27, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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sorry i need to get home my cat expects me to be home by now
December 26, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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playing a game of Sorry! with my dad so i can finally hear him apologize
December 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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I stg if these chestnuts were roasted over a closed fire I will lose my fucking mind
December 12, 2024 at 9:48 PM