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Mos Eisley Cantina
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

Mot the Barbecue
You’ve just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it?

The Trouble with Nibbles
(cat cafe)
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Not many things in life will have you pumping your fist in the air, but watching little Tommy Robinson’s (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s) face and bravado drop when he gets called out for his racism and hypocrisy by boxer Ty Mitchell is one of them.

This is glorious. 🔥
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Leviticus 19:33-34 “When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.”
The UK far right is increasingly infiltrating the Anglican church so this is bang on trend.
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Excellent work DOGE, keeping going!

Section 114 notice to own the libs
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Lando Norris single handedly preserving some dignity for British sports against Australia.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Keep seeing people upset about the “Mansion Tax” potentially ruining their retirement, there’s actually a very simple solution for you: you need to stop getting lattes from Starbucks, cancel your Netflix subscription and gym membership, oh and stop having avocados.

Hope this helps x
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Truly it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to pay more tax on their dividends
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Also the Romans literally had a welfare system that included cash transfers for poor children. (And subsidised grain for low income workers...).
There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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She means un-Christian Grey from Fifty Shades
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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As Jesus once put it: "what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and then have to pay the mansion tax?"
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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In 2020 Keir Starmer and Alf Dubs urged the then Conservative Government to restore their commitment to family reunion for child refugees, saying there was a “moral argument” to protect desperately vulnerable young people.

Five years later Dubs condemns Starmer for doing the complete opposite
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄

Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆

1/15
🧵
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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‘At one point during cross examination, the prosecutor Peter Wright KC called Barton’s explanations “nonsense”, to which the former player responded by asking: “Are you calling me a nonce?” Wright in turn responded: “No, nonsense.”’
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Dear Mr Andrew Windsor,
We note that you will shortly be vacating your previous home in the Windsor area. We have recently handled a sensitive, high-profile rental of another public figure’s vacant home, and would love to talk to you about our services.
With best wishes,
Harvey & Wheeler
Dulwich
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.

At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A majority of voters, and a plurality of white voters, think that Reform is a racist party with racist policies.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Sorry am I losing my fucking mind??

@bbc5live.bsky.social currently reporting Charlie Kirk as a “free speech advocate who helped a generation of students with their debating skills”???

He was a racist conspiracy theorist who advocated violence against women and transgender people. He was a bum.
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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ALL HAIL HYPNOTITS
September 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM