Steve Skeets
@stedefridgerator.bsky.social
AKA Macaroni Steve. IT. Devil’s Advocate. Influencer of human behaviour so as to achieve success in the manner desired. Huge nerd. Huge!
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
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![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
January 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
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A faithful rodent is a monogamouse
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A faithful rodent is a monogamouse
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Tweet here or tweet there
February 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Tweet here or tweet there
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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Fired after one day on the building site. My brick glue was ‘runny’ and ‘not called that’ and my wall icing ‘uneven’ and ‘not called that’.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fired after one day on the building site. My brick glue was ‘runny’ and ‘not called that’ and my wall icing ‘uneven’ and ‘not called that’.
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If you're not ejacuearly you're ejaculate ☝️😠
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you're not ejacuearly you're ejaculate ☝️😠
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
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Weren’t all the billionaires supposed to get on a submersible this year or something?
November 13, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Weren’t all the billionaires supposed to get on a submersible this year or something?
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why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots
January 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots
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Always remember there's a very fine line between heroes and herpes 😎👍
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Always remember there's a very fine line between heroes and herpes 😎👍
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The name and acronym are much more accurate.
November 17, 2024 at 8:02 AM
The name and acronym are much more accurate.
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greece: send nudes
british museum: no
greece: cmon those are ours
british museum: no
greece: cmon those are ours
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
greece: send nudes
british museum: no
greece: cmon those are ours
british museum: no
greece: cmon those are ours
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America 2001: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
America 2025: We have elected the terrorists.
America 2025: We have elected the terrorists.
January 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
America 2001: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
America 2025: We have elected the terrorists.
America 2025: We have elected the terrorists.
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If he orders steak well done, he eats pussy like he's about to lick a 9v battery.
December 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
If he orders steak well done, he eats pussy like he's about to lick a 9v battery.
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On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you that a foreign billionaire bought your country
December 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you that a foreign billionaire bought your country
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yall ever realize you have to jerk off a gun to reload it and they even call that “cocking”
December 19, 2024 at 8:52 PM
yall ever realize you have to jerk off a gun to reload it and they even call that “cocking”
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and the award for best neckwear goes to..
well would you look at that, it's a tie
well would you look at that, it's a tie
December 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
and the award for best neckwear goes to..
well would you look at that, it's a tie
well would you look at that, it's a tie
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repost me like one of your bluesky girls
December 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
repost me like one of your bluesky girls
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For day 19 of #ChemAdvent24, we look at the compounds behind the delicious smell of roast chestnuts
#ChemSky 🧪
[Now with less Christmas magic pentavalent carbon]
#ChemSky 🧪
[Now with less Christmas magic pentavalent carbon]
December 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
For day 19 of #ChemAdvent24, we look at the compounds behind the delicious smell of roast chestnuts
#ChemSky 🧪
[Now with less Christmas magic pentavalent carbon]
#ChemSky 🧪
[Now with less Christmas magic pentavalent carbon]