Stuart
stuartmwrites.bsky.social
Stuart
@stuartmwrites.bsky.social
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Good King Whatshisname looked out
On the Beast Of Burden
A band called YES played Roundabout
Man, you shoulda heard em
Brightly shone the moon that night
On the streets of Bieber
Popped a cookie in his mouth
Made by elves of Keebler RS
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Manic Street Preachers are just Stereophonics for people who say "Actually" a lot
July 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cannot WAIT to go to the Hammersmith & City line Winter Wonderland.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We are on course to give these filthy war criminals much of what they want. I despise the current US administration as much as most of you, but dear Lord, its predecessor should have done the right thing and let Ukraine win.
Ukrainian media report that Russia has deported some Ukrainian children from the temporarily occupied territories to North Korea. www.appropriations.senate.gov/hearings/the...
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hated Free as a Bird, but this made sense. This still feels like The Beatles.
youtu.be/ax7krBKzmVI?...
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Until I can watch Gene Clark's Civilisation, I'm not even interested.

*niche "Some Misunderstanding" joke goes here*
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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@jrowanbxl.bsky.social requests lamb. Some of you will recall that I did a slow-cooked lamb recipe for @brokenbanker.bsky.social but that was Greek, this time let's go Quebecquois.
From today, since we've raised about £500 (thank you!) for the RNLI, one screenshot of a donation to this bunch gets you one recipe.

Type, difficulty, tolerance friendliness, all up to you.

Give me a screenshot, feed a family, eat well.
As winter starts to bite, please think of the refugees and asylum seekers who depend on organisations like ours for food and shelter on a freezing cold day.
Just £5 could buy a hot meal for someone at one of our winter Drop-ins. Visit www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/stand-with... Every donation doubled. 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Any excuse to post this - A Life in the Day of Tom Baker - share.google/6AW86DGjh18v...
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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It will never not be compelling to me that the same people who produced Goldeneye - a fun, campy Bond in which Bond is both younger than he was in Licence to Kill but also apparently was around in it, also said “you know what Bond needs? Lore!” in the 2020s.
“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.

It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The worry, even if one would never dream of reading Teen Vogue and are far too old now (c'est moi), should be that we are seeing the death of a certain type of intelligent writing aimed at and written by the under 30s. Here in the UK, the NME, Maker, Smash Hits died. For shitty video and adverts.
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think the 80s ban is salient to what’s going on right now, but not in the way that Jenrick or the people cheering WMP’s call think.

(I am not including Gen Boles in the latter group.)
Can't believe UEFA banned our clubs for *checks notes* 'antics' in the 80s
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Just heard the great news that Warren Zevon will finally
be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall OF Fame by David Letterman! RS
youtu.be/iPx4plDNV_g?...
RON SINGS "SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO A CLOWN" WRITTEN BY WARREN ZEVON
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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A "pro-Palestine' march passes me in Bath. Perhaps they're good people, I think to myself. The hippyish Quakers I remember from, say, being a member of Bath CND in the 80s. They're not *necessarily* antisemites, I say. So I check out their X feed. And it's awful.
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Did u know english people have food that is, in ther opinion of posts I am copying, ver badd and smelle. Plz lak and scribe
September 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Happy Birthday Leonard Cohen RS
September 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Massive Attack showing, apart from anything else, that they have very little idea of what it's actually like to be under a massive attack
The request by Massive Attack to remove its music from Spotify, in protest against the platform’s founder investing in the military AI company Helsing – which produces drones defending Europe against Russian aggression – is bizarre, to say the least. 1/3
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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In my new role as a Your Party Enjoyer I must inform you there are now the following factions:
> Democratic Bloc (Mish Rahman etc.)
> Zarah Sultana (affiliates TBD)
> Our Party (Owen Jones a fan)
> Jeremy Corbyn and his payroll
> The Gaza Independents (you'd better believe they're a faction)
I might become a Your Party commentator. All the people one had to understand to properly analyse Labour's antisemitism and other failings under Corbyn are back - this time as farce - and that's specialist knowledge.
September 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Obligatory #TOTP
September 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM