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Cat & quail mumther. I work at a chicken rescue & love birbs! 🏳️‍🌈 Reconnecting Cherokee citizen. Osiyo!
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Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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"Over the last decade, I’ve participated in rigorous research, traveled the globe, and spoken to thousands of women, leading to an astonishing discovery: you are totally fucking fine the way you are."
"It takes hard work to avoid the temptation to recapture the boundless energy and rock-hard abs you didn’t have when you were thirty. But the perks of not changing are 100 percent worth it."
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It’s Never Too Late to Keep the Body You Have Right Now
Women of a Certain Age, I’ve got some big news: it’s never too late to keep the body you have right now. With my easy step-by-step SAME OLD YOU pro...
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January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Who needs AI I have this
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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A good number of our clients have participated in the prison dog training program, and at least one has cats. They make a profound difference in an incarcerated person’s life and rehabilitation. Reminding them they are loved, needed, and valued.
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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This guy has wildly escaped containment and I love that people like it, but to reiterate:
1.Yes you can get it as a tattoo.
2.No you cannot sell craft patterns or merch
3.I appreciate the mistake and yes I do have the personality of a morose victorian poet, but this is from 2024 and under copyright.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.

Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.

It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.

That’s it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Kinda blows my mind how many people act like we're competing over a fixed no. of voters when 1/3 of people who can vote don't. What could be accomplished if we focused on removing barriers to voting and articulating how a progressive policy agenda could appreciably improve people's quality of life?
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'd still work at the chicken sanctuary, bc the residents need me & I love them + my bosses, but I'd worry a lot less about how to afford care for my own animals & basic needs.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Leaves on your lawn? Good. Leaf them alone. 🍂
Leave the Leaves!
One of the most valuable ways to support pollinators and other invertebrates is to provide them with the shelter they need to survive the winter. Thankfully, all you need to do is do less yard work.
xerces.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Hey colonizer, don't call us Indians and don't handle our ancestors so disrespectfully for photoshoots. What the fuck is wrong with you?
If you haven't read my book, On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors, make sure to get a copy!

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November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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ALSO: Cannabis should be legalized federally too.
Leave our breweries alone.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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My friend Sama'a and her family need us now as winter approaches. Gaza City is still in ruins, and food is scarce and expensive. Please give what you can.

gofund.me/db56c7ce3
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I have lost count of how many bluesky accounts my dear sister Shymaa has been through
Donate to Help my family, organized by Shymaa almasrii
Hello, I am Shaima from Gaza. Throughout my life, I have never asked for help from anyone, despite goin… Shymaa almasrii needs your support for Help my family
www.gofundme.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Help Ruaa if you can, please
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa from gaza, raise funds to help her family survive.
chuffed.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM