Suddenly, a Goat!
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Aspiring volunteer border force member, Normal Island
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Yes, they can do this because *it works*. They’re holding all the microphones, so they can hammer the public over and over, day after day, with whatever horseshit and drivel is expedient. And they’ve only ever been rewarded for behaving like this, so they have no reason to believe that will change.
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Yes, they can do this because *it works*. They’re holding all the microphones, so they can hammer the public over and over, day after day, with whatever horseshit and drivel is expedient. And they’ve only ever been rewarded for behaving like this, so they have no reason to believe that will change.
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trump is just obviously imperialist to the point of saying ah maybe we’ll annex canada lmao. openly excited about gaza property development after the cleansing. labour take all the same positions but then cry about it if you imply that makes them right wing
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
trump is just obviously imperialist to the point of saying ah maybe we’ll annex canada lmao. openly excited about gaza property development after the cleansing. labour take all the same positions but then cry about it if you imply that makes them right wing
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british elite school set the most deranged people on the planet and they truly believe they are superior beings
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
british elite school set the most deranged people on the planet and they truly believe they are superior beings
Since its inception, the USA has cruely waged war, murdered and tortured those just trying to practice God's chosen faith. We, as progressives, must stand up for the brethren of Christ and his Latter Day Saints, and pledge to send money and weapons to establish the God-ordained homeland of Desert
Yes, again, none of “democracy or freedom and equality” are compatible with systematically destroying a subject populace of non-people who have no rights, that you have conquered and now rule over and murder with total impunity.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Since its inception, the USA has cruely waged war, murdered and tortured those just trying to practice God's chosen faith. We, as progressives, must stand up for the brethren of Christ and his Latter Day Saints, and pledge to send money and weapons to establish the God-ordained homeland of Desert
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What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
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every week the news is like we found out the vaccine for Dead Baby Syndrome actually spontaneously cures illiteracy and makes your dick twice as long, then all the papers with a journalist in the white house press bullpit have to report on how RFK Junior says amoxicillin gives children death autism
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every week the news is like we found out the vaccine for Dead Baby Syndrome actually spontaneously cures illiteracy and makes your dick twice as long, then all the papers with a journalist in the white house press bullpit have to report on how RFK Junior says amoxicillin gives children death autism
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I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning
I think one of the few actual uses is imposing friction in complaints/returns processes.
You have to have a complaints service, so just stick a bit in there that can't understand any question and refuses to connect you to a human
No complaints 👍
You have to have a complaints service, so just stick a bit in there that can't understand any question and refuses to connect you to a human
No complaints 👍
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I think one of the few actual uses is imposing friction in complaints/returns processes.
You have to have a complaints service, so just stick a bit in there that can't understand any question and refuses to connect you to a human
No complaints 👍
You have to have a complaints service, so just stick a bit in there that can't understand any question and refuses to connect you to a human
No complaints 👍
*Loud incorrect buzzer*
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
*Loud incorrect buzzer*
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We all know the HR answer to this will be don't hire trans people ever. Which won't be much of a change coz it's pretty much what they already do.
HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.
They are a threat to every organisation.
They are a threat to every organisation.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
We all know the HR answer to this will be don't hire trans people ever. Which won't be much of a change coz it's pretty much what they already do.
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average british daytime tv roundtable
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
average british daytime tv roundtable
"Tories propose law that (if applied impartiality) would see their leader denaturalised and deported."
Luckily for Badenoch I doubt we're about to get down with the whole 'one law for all men' thing now
Luckily for Badenoch I doubt we're about to get down with the whole 'one law for all men' thing now
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"Tories propose law that (if applied impartiality) would see their leader denaturalised and deported."
Luckily for Badenoch I doubt we're about to get down with the whole 'one law for all men' thing now
Luckily for Badenoch I doubt we're about to get down with the whole 'one law for all men' thing now
The Free Press - free to construct their own reality more elaborate than any work of the Ministry of Truth
Daily Express - Victory for nurse who objected to changing near trans doctor
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The Free Press - free to construct their own reality more elaborate than any work of the Ministry of Truth
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Labour landed on this policy mix where it's racist turbocapitalism to the max but also you're not allowed to pick your teeth without government authorization. A sort of maximally awful politics; laissez-faire for corporations but not people.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Labour landed on this policy mix where it's racist turbocapitalism to the max but also you're not allowed to pick your teeth without government authorization. A sort of maximally awful politics; laissez-faire for corporations but not people.
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Individual members of the public are seen as fair game now for the kind of all-channels monstering that would once have been dished out to union leaders, bent MPs or female celebs with drug habits, and not even for doing crimes but just for going about their daily lives.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Individual members of the public are seen as fair game now for the kind of all-channels monstering that would once have been dished out to union leaders, bent MPs or female celebs with drug habits, and not even for doing crimes but just for going about their daily lives.
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The 2010s opened with a televised public inquiry into the crimes and malfeasance of the tabloids. It ended with the same papers hounding the PM’s neighbours for phoning the police at 2 am during his drunken, plate-smashing argument with his wife. It’s only got much worse than that since.
so Beth Upton was - very publicly - put through hell, monstered, harassed, abused by the press, by politicians, by her opponents lawyers and by the most rabid, fanatical online hate movement for... nothing
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The 2010s opened with a televised public inquiry into the crimes and malfeasance of the tabloids. It ended with the same papers hounding the PM’s neighbours for phoning the police at 2 am during his drunken, plate-smashing argument with his wife. It’s only got much worse than that since.
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Flashing my dick at the McDonald’s cashier to supersize my Big Mac meal
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Flashing my dick at the McDonald’s cashier to supersize my Big Mac meal
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it is inconvenient that "people who hate us" extends to most mainstream journalism
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it is inconvenient that "people who hate us" extends to most mainstream journalism
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Commonwealth grocery store + the goons within
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Commonwealth grocery store + the goons within
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
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Preview of a Forthcoming Supernova - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/bka3Bw
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Preview of a Forthcoming Supernova - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/bka3Bw
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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the idea that ppl fake disability bcos they get treated nicely by society is the sort of absolute bullshit only our absurdly out of touch columnist class could believe.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
the idea that ppl fake disability bcos they get treated nicely by society is the sort of absolute bullshit only our absurdly out of touch columnist class could believe.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.