elise.
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i like words and i like video games. she/her
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TIL the Wikipedia entry for Detachable Penis adjusts for inflation
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In "Detachable Penis," frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis.
After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis.
Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17 ($37.00 in 2023). He cleans and reattaches it at home.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xcfzuztirxzrkzot56o4m77k/bafkreihrnb32hlhmvpmvqfpronyfy3vvml4kzfa36ajfgvi3c6pgvieg5a@jpeg)
June 7, 2024 at 12:26 PM
TIL the Wikipedia entry for Detachable Penis adjusts for inflation
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no job, no partner… in many respects i am similar to the masterless ronin, which is very sexy and employable of me when you think about it
April 27, 2024 at 6:05 AM
no job, no partner… in many respects i am similar to the masterless ronin, which is very sexy and employable of me when you think about it
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dril clowned on adam sessler so hard in real time that adam deleted his account like two minutes after this
April 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
dril clowned on adam sessler so hard in real time that adam deleted his account like two minutes after this
every time i do a rewatch i'm blown away that andor actually exists. what a show.
April 22, 2024 at 7:17 AM
every time i do a rewatch i'm blown away that andor actually exists. what a show.
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American Studies, or
March 31, 2024 at 1:15 AM
American Studies, or
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Big fan of making games specifically to make this guy mad
March 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Big fan of making games specifically to make this guy mad
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DUNE PART TWO (2024):
March 19, 2024 at 7:21 AM
DUNE PART TWO (2024):
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There's an old saying in Sietch Tabr — I know it's in Jacurutu, probably in Sietch Tabr—that says, may thy knife chip—shatter on you... If thy knife chips it won't get chipped again.
March 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
There's an old saying in Sietch Tabr — I know it's in Jacurutu, probably in Sietch Tabr—that says, may thy knife chip—shatter on you... If thy knife chips it won't get chipped again.
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MLB: The Show allows you to pretend the Pittsburgh Pirates would carry a 250M payroll and men are drawing the realism line at playable female characters?
March 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
MLB: The Show allows you to pretend the Pittsburgh Pirates would carry a 250M payroll and men are drawing the realism line at playable female characters?
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"Don't do this, Ben."
March 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
"Don't do this, Ben."
alright who's got the connections to let me interview tony gilroy
March 5, 2024 at 9:48 AM
alright who's got the connections to let me interview tony gilroy
dune 2 on thursday. oh boy.
February 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
dune 2 on thursday. oh boy.
at this point half my playtime in cyberpunk is in photo mode
February 23, 2024 at 4:33 AM
at this point half my playtime in cyberpunk is in photo mode
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I don't know what's wrong with me
February 19, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I don't know what's wrong with me
feeling the urge to start another cyberpunk playthrough
February 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
feeling the urge to start another cyberpunk playthrough
i closed my tab here and forgot about this place for a couple weeks. oops.
February 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
i closed my tab here and forgot about this place for a couple weeks. oops.
just remembered it is now an election year. rip.
January 2, 2024 at 4:45 AM
just remembered it is now an election year. rip.
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the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full
January 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full
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why is inspirobot so horny???
January 1, 2024 at 10:13 AM
why is inspirobot so horny???
i do not, however, love what they did to poor alistair. why does he look like that
hi. my name is elise and i love dragon age inquisition.
December 31, 2023 at 11:48 PM
i do not, however, love what they did to poor alistair. why does he look like that
hi. my name is elise and i love dragon age inquisition.
December 31, 2023 at 5:28 AM
hi. my name is elise and i love dragon age inquisition.