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December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Clinton got impeached for a BJ, yet this whole admin has broken multiple laws and gone against the constitution multiple times, yet Trump is still actively taking his morning dumps in the White House. Merry Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Clinton got impeached for a BJ, yet this whole admin has broken multiple laws and gone against the constitution multiple times, yet Trump is still actively taking his morning dumps in the White House. Merry Christmas
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they say it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, so my mouth is motherfucking jacked
September 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
they say it takes more muscles to frown than it takes to smile, so my mouth is motherfucking jacked
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can we stop talking about the nazi podcaster and go back to the secret pedos now
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
can we stop talking about the nazi podcaster and go back to the secret pedos now
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox reminds me of a wet fart
September 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox reminds me of a wet fart
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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I'm the delightful harbinger of death and destruction. A delicious cupcake with skull sprinkles and cyanide flavored icing. Come here and put me in your mouth, darling.
February 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm the delightful harbinger of death and destruction. A delicious cupcake with skull sprinkles and cyanide flavored icing. Come here and put me in your mouth, darling.
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There are 5 plumbers working in this house with me today. It's like the Louvre of butt cracks
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
There are 5 plumbers working in this house with me today. It's like the Louvre of butt cracks
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With tired eyes and coffee breath, we all begin our Monday trudge that feels like death.
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
With tired eyes and coffee breath, we all begin our Monday trudge that feels like death.
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BREAKING: The mountain of dog poop New Yorkers are accumulating on the sidewalk beside Trump Tower is now six feet tall.
February 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I’m convinced most Magats never took a history class, of any sort.
February 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m convinced most Magats never took a history class, of any sort.
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the CDC says rub some dirt on it you'll be fine
February 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the CDC says rub some dirt on it you'll be fine
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February 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Being alone is not boring, for me it’s my comfort zone. I love my own space.
February 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Being alone is not boring, for me it’s my comfort zone. I love my own space.
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Alexa, hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Alexa, hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
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At my funeral, I would like my skull to be passed around the room while everyone sings an acapella rendition of Dead Man’s Party.
February 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
At my funeral, I would like my skull to be passed around the room while everyone sings an acapella rendition of Dead Man’s Party.
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People are like "I need to stay on Facebook so my racist Aunt can see pics of my kids."
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
People are like "I need to stay on Facebook so my racist Aunt can see pics of my kids."
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Hear me out.
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February 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hear me out.
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Emotional support tarantula
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Elon Musk’s DOGE to "upgrade" our air traffic control system.
Oh, great. Airplanes will now spontaneously explode, just like Teslas and Twitter.
Oh, great. Airplanes will now spontaneously explode, just like Teslas and Twitter.
February 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Elon Musk’s DOGE to "upgrade" our air traffic control system.
Oh, great. Airplanes will now spontaneously explode, just like Teslas and Twitter.
Oh, great. Airplanes will now spontaneously explode, just like Teslas and Twitter.
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Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.
February 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.
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My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.
February 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.
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girl, just throw the whole president out
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
girl, just throw the whole president out
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So Israel turns Gaza into a wasteland with billions of dollars worth of bombs we gave them and now we're asking Egypt and Jordan to take 1.8m refugees so that we can spend hundreds of billions to fix the place up and turn it into Israel's riviera?
Sounds about right for a plan concocted in 2025.
Sounds about right for a plan concocted in 2025.
February 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So Israel turns Gaza into a wasteland with billions of dollars worth of bombs we gave them and now we're asking Egypt and Jordan to take 1.8m refugees so that we can spend hundreds of billions to fix the place up and turn it into Israel's riviera?
Sounds about right for a plan concocted in 2025.
Sounds about right for a plan concocted in 2025.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.