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@texastyler.bsky.social
All about metal, the Longhorns, and video games. #Hookem
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Nobody else in the club has read THE FISHERMAN. Nobody else is thinking about that endless black ocean. Nobody else is is struggling to imagine the scale of Apep
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 AM
my kids asked what I could pack them for lunch this morning and I said "ham, just ham"
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Wine connoisseurs talk about a vintage having
"notes of cherry" or "hints of oak," but given a choice, I prefer Aggie tears flavored with "notes of defeat" and "hints of regret."

OTOH, one certainly must congratulate the 104k fans at Kyle Field and everyone in College Station on this exciting news
TEXAS A&M HAS WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP (in meat judging)
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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LEASE A NEW 2026 FORD F150 RAPTOR FOR ONLY $1776 DOWN RIGHT HERE AT FRED'S MAIN GATE FORD!!!! YOUR WARRIOR DIVIDEND LET'S YOU GO HOME TO-DAY WITH A NEW RAPTOR AT ONLY 76% APR! HEAD ON OVER BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH!!
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I stand on business
I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Congratulations equally to every strip club and car dealership within 20 miles of a base.
Trump announces $1,776 'Warrior Dividend' checks for 1,450,000 US military service members; the checks will be in the mail before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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ok, hear me out. Let the British torch the place again
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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What a fucking gut punch it is to hear about Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele. The man made the gold standard of damn near every genre he approached. Coming of age movies all try to measure up to Stand By Me, mockumentaries to Spinal Tap, rom-coms to When Harry Met Sally.
two boys hugging each other with the words stand by me below them
ALT: two boys hugging each other with the words stand by me below them
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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If you’re tired of end of year top ten lists and other TGA-ass categories, allow me to introduce you to the @pewpewbang.bsky.social awards. We’ve got fun categories like “best little guy of the year”, “best character’s outfit of the year” and “best passes the bechdel test game of the year”
Introducing The Pew Tens, the Pew Pew Bang Awards show that promises to bring a dying industry to its knees (implied). Kick off this month's celebration of an incredible year in gaming on YouTube or your favorite podcast app: www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Wm...
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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i just wish someone would slam down on a big red button that plays a loud, deep, almost cartoonish voice tauntingly bellowing, "RAAAAAA-CIST" through the entire building every time people say this sort of shit. if they try to argue, we just keep slamming the button repeatedly to drown it out.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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i feel like half the country has been eating asbestos and just didn't tell anybody
September 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
Buy Vinyl Records and CDs from riotsmile at Discogs Marketplace
Check out our shop on Discogs, the biggest online music marketplace in the world, and add some gems to your collection!
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November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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This is a perfect opportunity to re-share this twitter thread I grabbed screenshots of in 2018.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I’m very pleased right now

youtu.be/hdUXDhIBxis?...
Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 1: The Big Bird
YouTube video by Alton Brown
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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A very sticky problem that I don’t think is getting enough thought: when this regime is gone, we’re gonna have to do serious purging of law enforcement, especially on the federal level, but avoid the historic problems that come along with such purges. (See: Reconstruction, De-Baathification, etc.)
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship.

But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.

Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
katforillinois.com/legal
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Voting in a GOP primary
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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You could win a personalized postcard from prolific novelist Stephen Graham Jones @sgj.bsky.social this holiday season! Stephen is the author of nearly thirty novels and collections, including The Only Good Indians and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter. More information below!
Stephen Graham Jones
Receive a handwritten note from Stephen Graham Jones, prolific horror/crime/sci-fi novelist and writer known for THE ONLY GOOD INDIANS, MY HEART IS A CHAINSAW, and MONGRELS (among many, many others).
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November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Dear Jeffrey,
January 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions

via @maiamindel.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Thank you
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The lion the witch and the wardrobe when i was in 3rd grade, The Hobbit and Salem's lot when I was in fifth grade. Most recently it was The Only Good Indians by @sgj.bsky.social. A profound piece of writing that I haven't stopped thinking about since reading it last year.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My favorite book of the earthsea series, just a truly profound piece of writing.
I'm going to say Tehanu by Ursula LeGuin. This 4th novel of the Earthsea Cycle was published over 20 years after book 3, The Farthest Shore. While the original trilogy certainly shaped my preteen and teen years, this one hit me as a young adult, redefining heroism & strength.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM