Lizard
@thatlizardsquid.bsky.social
32, giant dork, a blue menace, may or may not be a kaiju, she//they, bi/pan, FUCK SWERFS & TERFS
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It’s that time of year I get to repost my favorite meme
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It’s that time of year I get to repost my favorite meme
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Fun fact: The US pays Olympic Swimmers an annual stipend of $40k and an additional $37.5k per gold medal earned at the Olympics. Last year this fifth-place collegiate swimmer made more than Michael Phelps did at the height of his career before his endorsements, all for the low price of spewing hate.
NEW: Riley Gaines, the former collegiate swimmer turned right-wing media figure, made $474,313 last year from the conservative nonprofit org, the Leadership Institute. More striking than her total comp was the way it was structured.
For @sportico.bsky.social 👇
www.sportico.com/business/med...
For @sportico.bsky.social 👇
www.sportico.com/business/med...
Leadership Perks: Riley Gaines Scored Big Bonus From Nonprofit
Gaines, the former Kentucky swimmer turned OutKick commentator, banked $474,313 from the conservative political organization in 2024.
www.sportico.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Fun fact: The US pays Olympic Swimmers an annual stipend of $40k and an additional $37.5k per gold medal earned at the Olympics. Last year this fifth-place collegiate swimmer made more than Michael Phelps did at the height of his career before his endorsements, all for the low price of spewing hate.
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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after the turning point con, nicki minaj gained 100,000 followers on x and lost 10 million on instagram, so yes, i do think there is a right and wrong place to be
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
after the turning point con, nicki minaj gained 100,000 followers on x and lost 10 million on instagram, so yes, i do think there is a right and wrong place to be
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The limo driver referenced here posted his entire testimony on Facebook.
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The limo driver referenced here posted his entire testimony on Facebook.
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recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
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More than a month has passed without a single donation💔
without anyone caring about these children
Please, the situation is extremely difficult😭
My children need food and clothes.
Please do not ignore my plea or their suffering🙏🏻🙏🏻
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
without anyone caring about these children
Please, the situation is extremely difficult😭
My children need food and clothes.
Please do not ignore my plea or their suffering🙏🏻🙏🏻
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
More than a month has passed without a single donation💔
without anyone caring about these children
Please, the situation is extremely difficult😭
My children need food and clothes.
Please do not ignore my plea or their suffering🙏🏻🙏🏻
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
without anyone caring about these children
Please, the situation is extremely difficult😭
My children need food and clothes.
Please do not ignore my plea or their suffering🙏🏻🙏🏻
gofund.me/61dbf8f73
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absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
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Read my buddy Dave’s book Neverstone!
It’s got comedy, the power of friendship, an oddly prescient story of genocide, the kind of characters you’ll agonize for the safety of, and ten times the creative fantasy fun that the shitty wizard books ever had
It’s got comedy, the power of friendship, an oddly prescient story of genocide, the kind of characters you’ll agonize for the safety of, and ten times the creative fantasy fun that the shitty wizard books ever had
Gonna have a renewed marketing push for Neverstone starting on the 26th. The dream will never die, baybeeee.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Read my buddy Dave’s book Neverstone!
It’s got comedy, the power of friendship, an oddly prescient story of genocide, the kind of characters you’ll agonize for the safety of, and ten times the creative fantasy fun that the shitty wizard books ever had
It’s got comedy, the power of friendship, an oddly prescient story of genocide, the kind of characters you’ll agonize for the safety of, and ten times the creative fantasy fun that the shitty wizard books ever had
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“Miss Piggy as Sister Tuck” is an entire drag show in one person
Kermit assigns Piggy the role of Sister Tuck, the equivalent of the Robin Hood story's Friar Tuck.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Miss Piggy as Sister Tuck” is an entire drag show in one person
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CW: rape, csa
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will never forget reading an article about police sexual violence that detailed how cops prey on rape & csa victims who *come to them to report the crime, seeking help.* one officer described it as shooting fish in a barrel
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will never forget reading an article about police sexual violence that detailed how cops prey on rape & csa victims who *come to them to report the crime, seeking help.* one officer described it as shooting fish in a barrel
I bet law enforcement are the most likely offenders to get away with child abuse and sex abuse because they're teaching the other cops about abuse and they've had years of experience and knowledge of how offenders get caught and prosecuted.
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
CW: rape, csa
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will never forget reading an article about police sexual violence that detailed how cops prey on rape & csa victims who *come to them to report the crime, seeking help.* one officer described it as shooting fish in a barrel
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will never forget reading an article about police sexual violence that detailed how cops prey on rape & csa victims who *come to them to report the crime, seeking help.* one officer described it as shooting fish in a barrel
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
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My long-sleeping darling
I miss you so much
Every day that passes hastens our awaited meeting in heaven
I am here to stay strong just for you, for our children and for the honesty you left with me
I love you so much
Forever and until the stars burn out 💔🇵🇸🍉
chuffed.org/project/sharif
I miss you so much
Every day that passes hastens our awaited meeting in heaven
I am here to stay strong just for you, for our children and for the honesty you left with me
I love you so much
Forever and until the stars burn out 💔🇵🇸🍉
chuffed.org/project/sharif
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My long-sleeping darling
I miss you so much
Every day that passes hastens our awaited meeting in heaven
I am here to stay strong just for you, for our children and for the honesty you left with me
I love you so much
Forever and until the stars burn out 💔🇵🇸🍉
chuffed.org/project/sharif
I miss you so much
Every day that passes hastens our awaited meeting in heaven
I am here to stay strong just for you, for our children and for the honesty you left with me
I love you so much
Forever and until the stars burn out 💔🇵🇸🍉
chuffed.org/project/sharif
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This is our new ordeal with the new storm this morning. My orphaned children are huddled together, trying to keep their thin bodies warm from the cold of our tattered tent.
We need a new tent to protect us from the cold and rain. It costs $500.
Please don't ignore us.
tinyurl.com/7kv295bc
We need a new tent to protect us from the cold and rain. It costs $500.
Please don't ignore us.
tinyurl.com/7kv295bc
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This is our new ordeal with the new storm this morning. My orphaned children are huddled together, trying to keep their thin bodies warm from the cold of our tattered tent.
We need a new tent to protect us from the cold and rain. It costs $500.
Please don't ignore us.
tinyurl.com/7kv295bc
We need a new tent to protect us from the cold and rain. It costs $500.
Please don't ignore us.
tinyurl.com/7kv295bc
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Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. She’s gotten so much abuse for her extremely compassionate, humane - and in my opinion, common sense - views on children being hurt and killed in Gaza. But she’s not letting that silence her. Bless you Ms. R. 
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. She’s gotten so much abuse for her extremely compassionate, humane - and in my opinion, common sense - views on children being hurt and killed in Gaza. But she’s not letting that silence her. Bless you Ms. R. 
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
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Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
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Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
ICE agents followed a Burnsville family home from the store, failed to present a warrant and entered their home with guns drawn. They detained 4 legal citizens who presented documentation, leaving a 7 year-old without parents.
A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
ICE agents detained four people from a Burnsville home, according to family members, including a 7-year-old's parents and the husband of a pregnant woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
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Wholesome Missouri Moments #diarycomic
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wholesome Missouri Moments #diarycomic
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Incarcerated Californians are bearing the brunt of the climate crisis — and the state’s water restrictions.
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As California Limits Water Use, People in Prison Face Punishment for Showering
Incarcerated Californians are bearing the brunt of the climate crisis — and the state’s water restrictions.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Incarcerated Californians are bearing the brunt of the climate crisis — and the state’s water restrictions.
buff.ly/p3MNKmQ
buff.ly/p3MNKmQ
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“yeah i was gonna make it a song about working at the waffle house but my heart wasn’t in the jokes after all this ice shit”
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“yeah i was gonna make it a song about working at the waffle house but my heart wasn’t in the jokes after all this ice shit”
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this is the greatest day of my life
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
this is the greatest day of my life
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.