Max Powers
thefarthest.bsky.social
Max Powers
@thefarthest.bsky.social
Shake it to the max
Looking for someone not obsessed with politics 🫤
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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(first guy to go bald) haha what if we all wore hats, which I just invented for no reason
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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😎
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: stupidity
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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I don't believe anything I see online unless it's funny.
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Starting the new year with today off, in case you need a life coach.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Sex is great, but have you tried inventory management in an RPG?
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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*Going on my little mental health walk straight into the ocean.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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just found out Spanish moss is not native to Spain nor is it moss and nothing makes sense any more
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
New...years?
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I’m not gonna say my biggest accomplishment of 2025 yet because I still have 3 more days.
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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me: you said expect 8” but i only see 2

my date, a weatherman:😬
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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2026 is the year of the cougar.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Shout out to everyone wearing new socks today.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Nothing like a cup of decaf tea ☕
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Let's tear it all down!
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Polyamory? I barely soloamory.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM