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The man living in my walls just stubbed his toe I can hear him whispering ow ow ow
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The man living in my walls just stubbed his toe I can hear him whispering ow ow ow
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That is not dead which can so tiny lie,
And in strange Christmas even Tim may die.
And in strange Christmas even Tim may die.
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That is not dead which can so tiny lie,
And in strange Christmas even Tim may die.
And in strange Christmas even Tim may die.
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i move to my combat phase
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i move to my combat phase
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alright, i'll bite. who's christmas carol?
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
alright, i'll bite. who's christmas carol?
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We do have a crisis of masculinity, it is the people decrying the crisis of masculinity. It's been them the whole time!
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We do have a crisis of masculinity, it is the people decrying the crisis of masculinity. It's been them the whole time!
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problematic age gap between Spotify Listening Ages
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
problematic age gap between Spotify Listening Ages
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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Nelson Goodman couldnt download the app because he kept searching 'Bleensky until time t and Gruesky thereafter'
April 10, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Nelson Goodman couldnt download the app because he kept searching 'Bleensky until time t and Gruesky thereafter'
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp....
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
GitHub - hadley/genzplyr: dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap
dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap. Contribute to hadley/genzplyr development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp....
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
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Took my first scooter ride in a while today (been doing Metro bike) and it’s so depressing what a missed opportunity that was for cities. We did to scooters everything we should have done to cars:
- capped speeds with governors
- refused to give curb space
- made heavy pedestrian areas no go zones
- capped speeds with governors
- refused to give curb space
- made heavy pedestrian areas no go zones
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Took my first scooter ride in a while today (been doing Metro bike) and it’s so depressing what a missed opportunity that was for cities. We did to scooters everything we should have done to cars:
- capped speeds with governors
- refused to give curb space
- made heavy pedestrian areas no go zones
- capped speeds with governors
- refused to give curb space
- made heavy pedestrian areas no go zones
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"Bluesky, really? A shitposter of your talents?"
"It's a peaceful life."
"It's a peaceful life."
September 14, 2023 at 6:11 PM
"Bluesky, really? A shitposter of your talents?"
"It's a peaceful life."
"It's a peaceful life."
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I can’t get over a media that spent years dwelling on gaffes telling us which Presidential crimes aren’t a big deal
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I can’t get over a media that spent years dwelling on gaffes telling us which Presidential crimes aren’t a big deal
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gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy
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NATO soldier kits are not adequately designed to protect against dragon attacks, which is why we don’t have a warrior culture
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
NATO soldier kits are not adequately designed to protect against dragon attacks, which is why we don’t have a warrior culture
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Presidential address on what to do about the Biblical giants who live under New Mexico
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Presidential address on what to do about the Biblical giants who live under New Mexico
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why is milei borrowing 30 billion from the US when the rapture is tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
why is milei borrowing 30 billion from the US when the rapture is tomorrow
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The three words every girl wants to hear (shun US goods)
Euro zone consumers cut spending on tariff fears, shun US goods, ECB says reut.rs/3Ic9AiB
Euro zone consumers cut spending on tariff fears, shun US goods, ECB says
Euro zone consumers have altered their consumption habits in anticipation of U.S. tariffs, moving away from American products and reducing discretionary spending, a study published by the European Central Bank on Monday found.
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September 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The three words every girl wants to hear (shun US goods)
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Part of the issue is that many Americans are inclined to think of Germany as a closer peer than Brazil, Argentina or Chile when I would argue the reverse is true.
among the issues with people not having any knowledge of hybrid regimes in the global South is the fact that everyone assumes contemporary authoritarian governance looks like 20th century totalitarianism
September 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Part of the issue is that many Americans are inclined to think of Germany as a closer peer than Brazil, Argentina or Chile when I would argue the reverse is true.
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I feel like I've spent today sorting through accusations of this guy being a groyper, only to find that those aren't based on anything. There isn't an indictment yet. The cops haven't handled this better, but seriously—posting without verification makes you no better than the right yelling "antifa."
September 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I feel like I've spent today sorting through accusations of this guy being a groyper, only to find that those aren't based on anything. There isn't an indictment yet. The cops haven't handled this better, but seriously—posting without verification makes you no better than the right yelling "antifa."
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106. Bella Ciao is a cope song to distract from the fact that the people who inflicted casualties on the Wehrmacht did so to the tune of the Internationale, the Star-Spangled Banner, or God Save the King.
November 30, 2024 at 11:26 AM
106. Bella Ciao is a cope song to distract from the fact that the people who inflicted casualties on the Wehrmacht did so to the tune of the Internationale, the Star-Spangled Banner, or God Save the King.
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trump played tetris for 20-30 minutes and he's over the trauma now
![REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible]
How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely.
And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreig42mujsiyxozvq3kiayszu47dbk6zds3icm5bwu34twt3d7vbo2q@jpeg)
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
trump played tetris for 20-30 minutes and he's over the trauma now
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To be honest, I think this is what some people--the people most likely to be interviewed by media-- mean when they say "the economy". They want services to be cheap because low wage workers have terrible outside options. Instacart and Uber being expensive was "the economy". Now it's better. 😖
America's lowest wage workers were experiencing the fastest wage growth from 2015-2022.
Now they are experiencing the slowest wage growth and the most abrupt deceleration.
Now they are experiencing the slowest wage growth and the most abrupt deceleration.
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
To be honest, I think this is what some people--the people most likely to be interviewed by media-- mean when they say "the economy". They want services to be cheap because low wage workers have terrible outside options. Instacart and Uber being expensive was "the economy". Now it's better. 😖
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I think the idea of Dying for Something is very appealing for young men because living for something is much, much harder.
To be clear for those of you chomping for the American Years of Lead, this greatly increases your personal chances of dying in random political violence.
It will not be a heroic, meaningful death.
It will be meaningless, forgotten, and fade into the background noise of a society in free fall.
It will not be a heroic, meaningful death.
It will be meaningless, forgotten, and fade into the background noise of a society in free fall.
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think the idea of Dying for Something is very appealing for young men because living for something is much, much harder.