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Buster Circumspect aka MC Gravität
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Diatonic Harmonica and Penny Whistle. Learning Accordion.
Pinned
shout out to the economy of the spirit
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“It's like telling the whole room that you didn't fart,” one of the senior Trump administration officials says, referring in part to the Justice Department’s social media post. “Nobody's going to believe you.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The more you act like an animal the more they respect your boundaries
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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*Mark Zuckerberg frantically working on MechaMussolini
July 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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In a horrifying article about the dangers of Teslas, one point stands out: Teslas automatically disengage self-driving mode <1 second before an imminent crash--not enough time for the driver to react, but enough for Tesla to deny responsibility for fatal crashes, since self-driving "wasn't engaged."
July 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Trump tells Walmart to make like Weird Al and "Eat it."
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Tim Apple undefeated.
Trump Exempts Smartphones, Other Electronics From Chinese Tariffs
The step back was announced in a late Friday filing with Customs and Border Protection.
www.wsj.com
April 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The media's insistence on endlessly couching is kinda funny if you imagine any other crime being covered that way:

"Florida resident John DeWatts drove his SUV into a busy shopping mall while on meth, then fought police. Acts some experts say might violate state law."
March 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
view from my front porch right now.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Remember when John Roberts gutted the Medicaid expansion because he said the *offer* of medicaid money was too coercive to the states bsky.app/profile/atru...
TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
February 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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It might be a problem that the app i use to relax with jokes is also the depressing news firehose
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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and now a little treat for me *slips into oblivion*
February 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
As a California resident i would be willing to resolve the current impass between the US and Denmark, and the competing buyout offers, with a simple solution. The US should trade California for #Greenland.
February 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Just a bizarre editorial decision to publish this one. A ridiculous, uneducated argument attempting unsuccessfully to sanewash an utterly selfish and genocidal idea by Trump.
WSJ sub: “Indian Partition went smoothly enough, right? Will try to remember to check this before publishing.”
February 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Me: I wish I had a nickname.
Coworker: You do.
December 18, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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your honor, they kept talking to me while my headphones were in
February 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I don't need to sit here and be criticized by you and your leaky penis
February 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Thanks, dream, for surfacing that very specific insecurity!
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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there's something fascinating how so many Desis work for Trump (Kash, his deputy press sec) while the anti-Indian animus is obvious
“A kid”. The DOGE staffer in question 25 years old & the racist posts date from the ancient past of <checks notes> July & September. “Normalise Indian hate.” This is the vice-president normalising explicit, open, unabashed racism. We are in such a dark place.
February 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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nothing prepared me for the existence of such disappointing supervillains
February 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM