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thequasarito.bsky.social
Tanner
@thequasarito.bsky.social
same soup, different spoon
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
labubus are just funko pops for those people you went to high school with that wore leggings with words on the butt
July 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A broken clock being manually turned by me every second perfectly in rhythm with reality is never wrong
July 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Man who had a student kidnapped and trafficked because she wrote something he didn't like yuks it up with man who had a journalist dismembered with a hacksaw because he wrote things the man didn't like.
May 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pittsburgh Pirates fans are braver than the troops
May 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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underrated funny aspect of kanye’s new song with the actual lyrics “they don’t understand my twitter and won’t let me see kids. so i became a nazi. heil hitler” is that not even he calls it X
May 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes
May 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Happy Easter!

Rich people are going to hell.
April 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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When you think about it, it's pretty weird that Fond du Lac is in Wisconsin because if there's any state that would *never* lack fondue...
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Strom Thurmond and Elon both taking an L on the same day is a hell of a white supremacy bankshot
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Love to see Elon Musk having a terrible night
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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A good night for humanity.
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
important
February 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Did you hear about the new tram they put in at the film school? It just goes to Show U
October 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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Hello I’m Izzy long live socialism
January 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM