Nosferatu Jones
@thespork.bsky.social
I am on fire like a peasant.
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It’s an indictment of the neoliberal order that my retirement investments keep rising to new heights as democracy is dismantled, competitive autocracy is erected, and fascist violence sweeps the country.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s an indictment of the neoliberal order that my retirement investments keep rising to new heights as democracy is dismantled, competitive autocracy is erected, and fascist violence sweeps the country.
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Eisenhour taxed them at 90% and it kicked off the largest manufacturing boom in a century and created the middle class. And EVERYONE benefited.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Eisenhour taxed them at 90% and it kicked off the largest manufacturing boom in a century and created the middle class. And EVERYONE benefited.
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It gets even better.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It gets even better.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
In French universities, depending on your study, exams are oral.
There's no real paper trail.
A racist prof can just fail you.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Israel allowing exists from Gaza but no reentry is ethnic cleansing & history repeating. It’s the script of the Nakba — massacre people & then leave them with the awful decision between their children’s lives & their land and then lie that those who chose the former voluntarily departed.
So sick.
So sick.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Israel allowing exists from Gaza but no reentry is ethnic cleansing & history repeating. It’s the script of the Nakba — massacre people & then leave them with the awful decision between their children’s lives & their land and then lie that those who chose the former voluntarily departed.
So sick.
So sick.
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we need to shame more parents for posting videos of their toddlers’ tantrums because what the fuck
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
we need to shame more parents for posting videos of their toddlers’ tantrums because what the fuck
Correction: you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to ICE
Congratulations to ICE for making one correct call this year. Let's not get too excited, OK? www.universalhub.com/2025/ice-gra...
ICE grabs Harvard Law professor over his rat-shooting expedition outside a Brookline synagogue
The regime announced yesterday it nabbed that visiting Harvard Law professor who decided to hunt rats on Beacon Street in Brookline with a BB gun but instead blasted out a car window near Temple Beth ...
www.universalhub.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Correction: you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to ICE
Gotta say I never forsaw this kink
I know everyone's got that one bowl in the kitchen that makes them horny for arcane reasons
Here's mine, what does yours look like?
Here's mine, what does yours look like?
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gotta say I never forsaw this kink
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And yet people were in fact shifted in the right direction on civil rights, multiple times, which means these viewpoints aren’t fixed!
People are quite easy to shift in a "F*ck Your Feelings" direction but much harder to shift in a "actually do what Christ said in the New Testament" direction
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And yet people were in fact shifted in the right direction on civil rights, multiple times, which means these viewpoints aren’t fixed!
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One thing I learned in my research on the War on Christmas is that, in the United States, public bacchanals like Santacon are much more traditional than church as far as Christmas observances go.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One thing I learned in my research on the War on Christmas is that, in the United States, public bacchanals like Santacon are much more traditional than church as far as Christmas observances go.
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Cool let's bring back lead and asbestos too.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cool let's bring back lead and asbestos too.
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Tons of research shows people rarely commit fraud for social services anyway. We literally went through a mo ths-long news cycle about DOGE committing more fraud than they actually found. What is wrong with you people. Just let people have accommodations. Why do you fucking care?
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tons of research shows people rarely commit fraud for social services anyway. We literally went through a mo ths-long news cycle about DOGE committing more fraud than they actually found. What is wrong with you people. Just let people have accommodations. Why do you fucking care?
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as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
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i think there should be norms of ethics and behavior that serve as guidelines and guardrails and that there should be social consequences for violating them, and more severe consequences for doing so especially brazenly or callously
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i think there should be norms of ethics and behavior that serve as guidelines and guardrails and that there should be social consequences for violating them, and more severe consequences for doing so especially brazenly or callously
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
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Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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good god this is bad. this person is a junior in college? how did she get that far writing like a sixth grader?
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
good god this is bad. this person is a junior in college? how did she get that far writing like a sixth grader?
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The most 1980s-coded product possible:
Casio QL-10 (1981)
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The most 1980s-coded product possible:
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
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We’ve lost Hannah Montana
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We’ve lost Hannah Montana