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· Nov 13
every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
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you been acting real ominous lately, bro. what haunts thee?
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
you been acting real ominous lately, bro. what haunts thee?
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i don't think sybians should cost as much as they do
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i don't think sybians should cost as much as they do
ALL hail the crimmus lizard
December 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ALL hail the crimmus lizard
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BUS BEASTS @timesnewrowan.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
BUS BEASTS @timesnewrowan.bsky.social
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Nobody is doing Resistance quite like Penzey’s. every other blend is like “for each set of NO COMPLIANCE PIZZA SPICE we will make another GAY BABY to LAUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE”
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nobody is doing Resistance quite like Penzey’s. every other blend is like “for each set of NO COMPLIANCE PIZZA SPICE we will make another GAY BABY to LAUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE”
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Orthoceras (big) and Lituites
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Orthoceras (big) and Lituites
xenomorp good friend for cat
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
xenomorp good friend for cat
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Of course, its full name is eggagar nogagon
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Of course, its full name is eggagar nogagon
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The minute by minute battle between people uploading the video and companies taking it down is a real early internet idealism information wants to be free cyberpunk situation
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The minute by minute battle between people uploading the video and companies taking it down is a real early internet idealism information wants to be free cyberpunk situation
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Update: link above no longer works but the full segment has been uploaded to the Internet Archive with torrent link.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Update: link above no longer works but the full segment has been uploaded to the Internet Archive with torrent link.
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My buddy @crippledgiraff.bsky.social just got stiffed by the fuckin man right before Christmas, you should get some stocking stuffer stickers to help out.( I think they're on sale now too! ) These are my favs
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My buddy @crippledgiraff.bsky.social just got stiffed by the fuckin man right before Christmas, you should get some stocking stuffer stickers to help out.( I think they're on sale now too! ) These are my favs
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com
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I sincerely love how the BBC solidifies the canon of British culture. Like to me Chris Rea is the Road to Hell because I was living in Kent when the M25 opened, but also and of course youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?...
Does Bob Mortimer Follow Chris Rea's Egg-Cracking Advice? | Would I Lie To You?
YouTube video by Would I Lie To You?
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I sincerely love how the BBC solidifies the canon of British culture. Like to me Chris Rea is the Road to Hell because I was living in Kent when the M25 opened, but also and of course youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?...
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I'm a trans woman who, if anyone ever asks, will give my deadname as a different male name each time. It's been the single fastest way to find people who talk behind my back. If that name leaks I know just who leaked it and just who to instant block forever.
December 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm a trans woman who, if anyone ever asks, will give my deadname as a different male name each time. It's been the single fastest way to find people who talk behind my back. If that name leaks I know just who leaked it and just who to instant block forever.
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yeah we're doing SUPER WELL today
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
yeah we're doing SUPER WELL today
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my sister's cat Chicken Nugget who loves laying on things she's using
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my sister's cat Chicken Nugget who loves laying on things she's using
i bought the most satisfying item of all time at an art market today. thoughts and prayers to everyone around me
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i bought the most satisfying item of all time at an art market today. thoughts and prayers to everyone around me
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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It's midwinter's eve tonight.
If you're quick about it, you can start your timed THE DARK IS RISING read-along before midnight.
(tonight's portion is Chapter 1, 'Midwinter's Eve'. Tomorrow is 'Midwinter Day' and 'The Sign-Seeker'.)
If you're quick about it, you can start your timed THE DARK IS RISING read-along before midnight.
(tonight's portion is Chapter 1, 'Midwinter's Eve'. Tomorrow is 'Midwinter Day' and 'The Sign-Seeker'.)
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's midwinter's eve tonight.
If you're quick about it, you can start your timed THE DARK IS RISING read-along before midnight.
(tonight's portion is Chapter 1, 'Midwinter's Eve'. Tomorrow is 'Midwinter Day' and 'The Sign-Seeker'.)
If you're quick about it, you can start your timed THE DARK IS RISING read-along before midnight.
(tonight's portion is Chapter 1, 'Midwinter's Eve'. Tomorrow is 'Midwinter Day' and 'The Sign-Seeker'.)
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE ME EGG. I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH THE EGG. I AM KEEPER OF THE EVIL EGG
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE ME EGG. I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH THE EGG. I AM KEEPER OF THE EVIL EGG
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Your favourite new TV hyperfixation did not magically make everything better - it went out of its way to not show the reality of how bad it really is, *because* that would be upsetting to you and not fit with the conventions of the genre.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Your favourite new TV hyperfixation did not magically make everything better - it went out of its way to not show the reality of how bad it really is, *because* that would be upsetting to you and not fit with the conventions of the genre.
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
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As told by the late dancer and choreographer Agnes DeMille.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
As told by the late dancer and choreographer Agnes DeMille.