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https://youtu.be/HHequSk88mM?si=7d4WQDeHRRCgL-8f

I also like hedgehogs and wombats.
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So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Look, I think Starmer's as much of a prat as the next guy but we can all take solace in the fact that we can call him that without risking the FBI at our door, and that he's not a senile, deranged, convicted sex offender right? Things could definitely be worse.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this:
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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You can't have soup without freshly-baked bread. Of course you'll need to bake the bread yourself. And you'll need to grow the wheat to make the bread. And you'll need to compost the soil to grow the wheat. So step 1 to making soup is to buy 300 worms
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They can also repel pharmacists if you throw them hard enough. But you're going to need a pineapple or a durian if you want to take down a dentist.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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The only “peace plan” that makes sense is the one from Sanna Marin, Finland’s former Prime Minister:

“The way out of the conflict is for Russia to leave Ukraine. That is the way out of the conflict.”
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Wile E. Coyote weeps as he finishes the last bite of Road Runner.

Maybe he’d been wrong. Maybe he’d always been in love.
February 3, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you may be entitled to compensation. Have YOU been involved in a food-related lunar gravitational mishap that wasn’t your fault? You could be in line for a big payout from the estate of Sir Isaac Newton. Call the hotline now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Star Trek is so unrealistic—they should all be non-stop watching funny Tribble videos.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I wanted to buy a tubular scarf off Vinted but it came with a frilly Elizabethan collar and the seller wouldn't split them. Still, I suppose you have to take the ruff with the snood.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Today the former head of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, will be sentenced for taking bribes from Russia. Needless to say, I hardly knew him, let alone the wife of the Russian he paid bribes to.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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All I'm saying is the second guy to bungee jump was honest about his weight.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Everyone forgets the true meaning of International Men’s Day when Jesus and John the Baptist went to the inn and discussed their latest chariots, made a comment about not getting many of them to the pound and then cheered when someone smashed a goblet of drinks on the floor.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Today's young people are far too young for my liking. And they shouldn't run so fast when I'm trying to chase them down in my biplane
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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You can drill a hole in a bicycle frame and fill it to the brim with cheddar & broccoli soup and then weld the hole shut and paint over it. Nobody has to know
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I understand that it is what it is, but hear me out…what if it could be what it isn’t?
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Great! Do that instead, and maybe stop stealing copyrighted ideas to fuel your energy-guzzling sycophancy engine that hallucinates fake facts and endangers vulnerable users? Just a thought…
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM