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Ultimately, whoever wins the NYC Mayoral race, I just hope they establish a good working relationship with the Ghostbusters.
June 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida.

If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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THEM: how’s it going digging that hole for a water supply

ME: well
June 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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so basically we’ve got two options here:

1. Iran does not meaningfully respond and the stupidest assholes alive take a victory lap and think they can do this again with impunity

2. Iran does respond and the same stupid assholes escalate into god knows what

great, wonderful, no notes
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Everyone less successful than me doesn't work hard enough and everyone more successful than me is a sellout who got lucky.
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Never use LLMs for things you can't or won't independently verify. ✅
If a human told you things that were correct 80% of the time but claimed, flat out, with absolute confidence, that they were correct 100% of the time, you would dislike them & never trust a word they say. All I'm really suggesting is for people to treat chatbots with that same distrust & antagonism.
June 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This year has been 1000 years of exhaustion so far.
June 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Of all the foods to accidentally go "down the wrong pipe," allow me to not recommend wasabi peas.
June 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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okay so we've got

-- DHS goons handcuffing a U.S. Senator
-- Marines in LA violating posse comitatus
-- political assassinations in MN

And that's just, like, the last couple of days
June 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board

PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor

PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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It's Friday the 13th guys remember: investigate all strange noises on your own, go to that house where the murders happened twenty years ago today, have loose casual sex, drink lots, the person in the mask is just your friend being silly, skinny dip in the lake and above all else just have fun.
June 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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nobody needs to call Oregon-Oregon State the Civil War anymore when we can call it the Keytar Bowl
June 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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There was some old newspaper comic (maybe Shoe?) that was just two people at a bar. The conversation went

A: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
B: Yes, you would.
A: Why?
B: Because you'd be me.

And that's lived rent-free in my brain for a long time.
June 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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By the way, if Bluesky was as unpopular, failing, and one-sided as the editorials say it is then they wouldn’t even write editorials about it, let alone a new one every few days/weeks
June 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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one downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples
June 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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happy switch 2 release day
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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save some dopamine kids, tomorrow is gonna be another big day!
FUNDSTRAT’S MARK NEWTON: $TSLA “undercut $290 on a daily close on the heaviest volume of the year .. the key will be for this to stabilize quickly .. Any daily close under $273 could possibly exacerbate the near-term selling pressure and might result in TSLA testing $248.”
June 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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"jesus" is french for " i am sus"
June 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM