The Honorable Peter Longnecker
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I do law stuff. I like links. Nothing I retweet post or like represents my views, the views of my employer, or anybody’s views at all. I call the final shots!
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It's not illegal to make child pornography in space. (not a space lawyer).
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's not illegal to make child pornography in space. (not a space lawyer).
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
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Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.
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“Sometimes public service requires standing firm in the face of threats, which is what this unambiguously is”
How did the banker dude get here before the leaders of every self-mythologizing media organization or even Congress
How did the banker dude get here before the leaders of every self-mythologizing media organization or even Congress
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Sometimes public service requires standing firm in the face of threats, which is what this unambiguously is”
How did the banker dude get here before the leaders of every self-mythologizing media organization or even Congress
How did the banker dude get here before the leaders of every self-mythologizing media organization or even Congress
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no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
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JPOW literally said
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
JPOW literally said
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POWELL SAYS THREAT OF CRIMINAL CHARGES IS A CONSEQUENCE OF FED'S SETTING INTEREST RATES BASED ON ITS ASSESSMENT OF THE PUBLIC INTEREST RATHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S PREFERENCES
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
POWELL SAYS THREAT OF CRIMINAL CHARGES IS A CONSEQUENCE OF FED'S SETTING INTEREST RATES BASED ON ITS ASSESSMENT OF THE PUBLIC INTEREST RATHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S PREFERENCES
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More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
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"For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty."
WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature?
FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty."
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LOL, although this made me feel both old *and* uncool because what I know of Feist is... that same Sesame Street rendition of 1,2,3,4, which I saw with my kids as babies. It's delightful.
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
LOL, although this made me feel both old *and* uncool because what I know of Feist is... that same Sesame Street rendition of 1,2,3,4, which I saw with my kids as babies. It's delightful.
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They tell you conflicting things so they can say you’re not listening to them and kill you either way.
Officer 1: “Get out of the car!”
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
They tell you conflicting things so they can say you’re not listening to them and kill you either way.
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This is a guy who has his dream job.
And there’s only one of those positions in the world.
Yet he’s still speaking out and risking reprisal.
Where are 90% of the others in entertainment, music, movies etc?
And there’s only one of those positions in the world.
Yet he’s still speaking out and risking reprisal.
Where are 90% of the others in entertainment, music, movies etc?
My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This is a guy who has his dream job.
And there’s only one of those positions in the world.
Yet he’s still speaking out and risking reprisal.
Where are 90% of the others in entertainment, music, movies etc?
And there’s only one of those positions in the world.
Yet he’s still speaking out and risking reprisal.
Where are 90% of the others in entertainment, music, movies etc?
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the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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Nothing against him personally but “largest free agent deal in club history; Ryan O’Hearn” is such an objectively embarrassing phrase
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Nothing against him personally but “largest free agent deal in club history; Ryan O’Hearn” is such an objectively embarrassing phrase
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Time to consult the Declaration again
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Time to consult the Declaration again
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
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No idea how it was still available in Arizona but I’m proud to inform you that I have acquired H.I. McDunnough’s license plate number for my new vehicle. Okay then.
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
No idea how it was still available in Arizona but I’m proud to inform you that I have acquired H.I. McDunnough’s license plate number for my new vehicle. Okay then.
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The Onion, as always, one step in front of everything
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Onion, as always, one step in front of everything
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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The total collapse of America's gatekeeper—media and political elites in particular—since 2021 is really something awful to reflect on, not just the dereliction of duty but the outright rejection that they have any greater responsibilities
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The total collapse of America's gatekeeper—media and political elites in particular—since 2021 is really something awful to reflect on, not just the dereliction of duty but the outright rejection that they have any greater responsibilities
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true to the extent that you can also upload illegal content
No sign of this being remotely true, by the way
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
true to the extent that you can also upload illegal content