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I know I don't use this as much as the nightmare app but affording stuff while on the hunt for a "normal" job has been getting rougher, and this time next month could get real, real hard so if anyone should wanna throw a fistful of change at me I humbly apperciate it
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A few years ago found a boxcutter in a sink at work that'd been there for months.
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
Having a flatbed printer designed to print on solid objects and 5 minutes...
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Daily Memo: A Thousand Confirmed Kidnappings in the Past 90 Days, Plus Two More Deaths in Detention
@eltragon.bsky.social
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December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Daily Memo: A Thousand Confirmed Kidnappings in the Past 90 Days, Plus Two More Deaths in Detention
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@eltragon.bsky.social
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November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
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You can’t be pulling this shit with a title like Let It Die, that’s just asking for nominative determinism man.
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You can’t be pulling this shit with a title like Let It Die, that’s just asking for nominative determinism man.
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In the 70s, you could write a song called like “Funky Bus”, give it a sick bass line, and just ride that success for fifty years
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In the 70s, you could write a song called like “Funky Bus”, give it a sick bass line, and just ride that success for fifty years
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here's how to color a worm. since I only draw on one layer, painting directly over the blue and orange creates interesting tints.
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
here's how to color a worm. since I only draw on one layer, painting directly over the blue and orange creates interesting tints.
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borat is on disney+
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
borat is on disney+
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Seattle is using stencils when neighbors go missing
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Seattle is using stencils when neighbors go missing
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97 percent. 97 percent
I'm gonna do more in depth stuff and outtreach to make sure this is knocked out of the park but here goes: the crowdfund for my transition care stuff. I've finally got my consults! i am gonna need some help to make this work! Please circulate and give if at all possible, thank you!
Donate to Help Angel Perez Access Essential Trans Care, organized by Michelle Jane Perez
Hello! I'm Angel Perez, you may know me previously as Michelle Perez!… Michelle Jane Perez needs your support for Help Angel Perez Access Essential Trans Care
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
97 percent. 97 percent
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I v much identify with the humble chihuahua at times
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I v much identify with the humble chihuahua at times
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95 PERCENT FOLKS. NEARLY THERE FOLKS. SHORTY DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS DONATING TO A DEMON. HA HA
I'm gonna do more in depth stuff and outtreach to make sure this is knocked out of the park but here goes: the crowdfund for my transition care stuff. I've finally got my consults! i am gonna need some help to make this work! Please circulate and give if at all possible, thank you!
Donate to Help Angel Perez Access Essential Trans Care, organized by Michelle Jane Perez
Hello! I'm Angel Perez, you may know me previously as Michelle Perez!… Michelle Jane Perez needs your support for Help Angel Perez Access Essential Trans Care
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
95 PERCENT FOLKS. NEARLY THERE FOLKS. SHORTY DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS DONATING TO A DEMON. HA HA
Anxiety driving me up a fucking WALL today. If anyone asks me why im shaky I will flip
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Anxiety driving me up a fucking WALL today. If anyone asks me why im shaky I will flip
In other news I found an unused sticker for a local punk band I have never heard of nor been to a show for. By local punk band I mean five dudes in their late fourties early fifties playing the toothless Pennywise adjacent shit in Hawaiian shirts. I think I'll stick it on my backpack
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In other news I found an unused sticker for a local punk band I have never heard of nor been to a show for. By local punk band I mean five dudes in their late fourties early fifties playing the toothless Pennywise adjacent shit in Hawaiian shirts. I think I'll stick it on my backpack
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thanks to the strong industrial policy of president donald trump and his tariffs america is once again the worlds leading producer of. butt rock
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
thanks to the strong industrial policy of president donald trump and his tariffs america is once again the worlds leading producer of. butt rock
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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there's a disconnect where when your mom or coworker or whatever complains about "inflation" they mean the sticker price; "inflation going down" should mean "prices going down" to them. republicans were happy to exploit this disconnect when Biden was president and now its biting them in the ass
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
there's a disconnect where when your mom or coworker or whatever complains about "inflation" they mean the sticker price; "inflation going down" should mean "prices going down" to them. republicans were happy to exploit this disconnect when Biden was president and now its biting them in the ass
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Thousands of users are currently using Zapp to send money to Mexico from the comfort of their homes and offices, with no need to get in the car or stand in any lines. And joining them is simple and hassle-free.
The full story: lataco.com/zapp-money-m...
The full story: lataco.com/zapp-money-m...
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Thousands of users are currently using Zapp to send money to Mexico from the comfort of their homes and offices, with no need to get in the car or stand in any lines. And joining them is simple and hassle-free.
The full story: lataco.com/zapp-money-m...
The full story: lataco.com/zapp-money-m...
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
I have officially found 100 pennies and 1 (one) old unredeemed one (1) dollar scratcher that is good for a free ticket. We are slowly crawling towards paying off bills folks
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have officially found 100 pennies and 1 (one) old unredeemed one (1) dollar scratcher that is good for a free ticket. We are slowly crawling towards paying off bills folks