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Tonight Kertasníkir (Candle Stealer), the last of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He steals candles (that used to be made from animal fat) and eats them.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tonight Kertasníkir (Candle Stealer), the last of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He steals candles (that used to be made from animal fat) and eats them.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
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My audience
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My audience
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MAJOR: The DOJ quietly released 30,000 new Epstein files. I went through them, and many mention Trump.
Trump flew on Epstein’s plane more than previously known.
We have Epstein’s letter to Larry Nassar.
More than 10 co-conspirators investigated. Subscribe to support:
Trump flew on Epstein’s plane more than previously known.
We have Epstein’s letter to Larry Nassar.
More than 10 co-conspirators investigated. Subscribe to support:
Major Epstein Update: Bombshell Files Released Overnight and Many Mentions of Trump
The Justice Department released thousands of documents while you were asleep. I have reviewed many of them.
open.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
MAJOR: The DOJ quietly released 30,000 new Epstein files. I went through them, and many mention Trump.
Trump flew on Epstein’s plane more than previously known.
We have Epstein’s letter to Larry Nassar.
More than 10 co-conspirators investigated. Subscribe to support:
Trump flew on Epstein’s plane more than previously known.
We have Epstein’s letter to Larry Nassar.
More than 10 co-conspirators investigated. Subscribe to support:
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Trump was a frequent traveler on Epstein Air, including trips with Epstein alone and a trip with just Epstein and a [redacted] trafficking victim.
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Trump was a frequent traveler on Epstein Air, including trips with Epstein alone and a trip with just Epstein and a [redacted] trafficking victim.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
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The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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That protagonists should be likeable. Fuck that, who wants to read about functional people??
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That protagonists should be likeable. Fuck that, who wants to read about functional people??
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literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
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PS I'm thinking about trying to get him to bite more books to give away. I have a whole box of them.
GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
PS I'm thinking about trying to get him to bite more books to give away. I have a whole box of them.
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We are back! To bring you a little festive fear & holiday horn -- talking about Guillermo Del Toro's CRIMSON PEAK 🩸
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December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We are back! To bring you a little festive fear & holiday horn -- talking about Guillermo Del Toro's CRIMSON PEAK 🩸
Join
@daddydisco.bsky.social & @zobowithashotgun.bsky.social
for all things candlelit romance, unexpected incest and our horror recs 2025!
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These people are so goddamn weird about every single aspect of a human existence that is so often just frightfully mundane. Screaming at me that I can't be a woman when I already fucking did that, and everybody at this grocery store can tell!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
These people are so goddamn weird about every single aspect of a human existence that is so often just frightfully mundane. Screaming at me that I can't be a woman when I already fucking did that, and everybody at this grocery store can tell!!
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fortunately it's usually BOGO
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
fortunately it's usually BOGO
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You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
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It’s crazy that there’s a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Timothee Chalamet, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Ariana Grande and Jonah Hill and it basically doesn’t exist. The wonders of Netflix ladies and gentlemen! I’m sure they’ll do wonders for Warner Bros! 🫠
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s crazy that there’s a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Timothee Chalamet, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Ariana Grande and Jonah Hill and it basically doesn’t exist. The wonders of Netflix ladies and gentlemen! I’m sure they’ll do wonders for Warner Bros! 🫠
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I would recommend ignoring video games for a couple decades and then falling madly in love with a professional video games player who has essentially close to zero interest in the AAA space
it has done wonders for my work & my taste in games
it has done wonders for my work & my taste in games
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I would recommend ignoring video games for a couple decades and then falling madly in love with a professional video games player who has essentially close to zero interest in the AAA space
it has done wonders for my work & my taste in games
it has done wonders for my work & my taste in games
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Tonight Hurðaskellir (Door Slammer), the 7th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. As the name suggests, he likes to slam doors.
Children leave a shoe out in the window for him to put a small gift or a treat in – if they've been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
Children leave a shoe out in the window for him to put a small gift or a treat in – if they've been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tonight Hurðaskellir (Door Slammer), the 7th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. As the name suggests, he likes to slam doors.
Children leave a shoe out in the window for him to put a small gift or a treat in – if they've been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
Children leave a shoe out in the window for him to put a small gift or a treat in – if they've been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
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Design is just exploring the millions of possible inputs you can use to get the same or similar output (or in this case, open a babybel)
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Design is just exploring the millions of possible inputs you can use to get the same or similar output (or in this case, open a babybel)
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everything is so fucking stupid
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
everything is so fucking stupid
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He was buddies with a pedo but in a tasteful, honorable way
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He was buddies with a pedo but in a tasteful, honorable way
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Best 104 hours I ever spent. That's right, it's a 104-hour episode.
THIS WEEK: @rareandradiant.bsky.social and @socialistshelf.bsky.social join us as we ride our coffin board over a lake of spoilers to discuss Death Stranding 2. Wednesday is in your hands.
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Best 104 hours I ever spent. That's right, it's a 104-hour episode.
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Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…
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we cooked this week
TWOAPW #217: WAITING FOR GODOT
We went and saw Keanu Reeves tell us about how bad the world is. But what if bad thing... was also funny?
We went and saw Keanu Reeves tell us about how bad the world is. But what if bad thing... was also funny?
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
we cooked this week
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Libraries just won a major court victory! 🎉 A federal court ruled that the administration's attempt to dismantle the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) was unlawful.
What does the IMLS actually do? It's the only federal agency dedicated to libraries and museums.
What does the IMLS actually do? It's the only federal agency dedicated to libraries and museums.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Libraries just won a major court victory! 🎉 A federal court ruled that the administration's attempt to dismantle the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) was unlawful.
What does the IMLS actually do? It's the only federal agency dedicated to libraries and museums.
What does the IMLS actually do? It's the only federal agency dedicated to libraries and museums.