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danielgray.com
oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
A fun part of winter is when you walk up to your desk, touch it, and get a static shock so bad your monitor goes blank for a moment.
February 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die

Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
January 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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illdave.bsky.social
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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laikalgagarin.bsky.social
You keep Stargate out of your FUCKING MOUTH
New York (CNN) - Three top tech firms on Tuesday announced that they will create a new company, called Stargate, to grow artifical intelligence infrastructure in the United States
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
for the potato fears not death
Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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thembo.bsky.social
I'm on my way to a rural small town with a rented fog machine. About to have the best time of my life
January 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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cartoonshateher.bsky.social
Women will say “hear me out” and it’s the amateur sketch the Mobile Alabama residents did of a leprechaun
December 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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terminallyol.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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stevesuckington.bsky.social
what’s the appropriate age to tell a screenplay that it’s adapted
December 24, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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thembo.bsky.social
shrimp sell their old stuff at the prawn shop
December 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
Executioner: Do you mind wearing a Fitbit? I’m super curious.
December 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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handle.invalid
pharaoh's curse be upon ye
December 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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dashwallkick.bsky.social
Behold. The jocking.
It's a jean stocking
December 9, 2023 at 6:11 PM
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scottlinnen.bsky.social
Grandma got run over by the greatest transfer of wealth from the working class to the super rich.
December 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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numb.comfortab.ly
My "We do not support eugenics" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Autism Speaks says "We do not support eugenics"
April 30, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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thembo.bsky.social
the lobsters in the Titanic's kitchen must have been like no fucking way dude
December 12, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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sharonk.bsky.social
gonna have an entire chorus for a new version of "we didn't start the fire" by the end of this month
December 7, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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numb.comfortab.ly
I just realized @pierremortel.bsky.social, author of this masterpiece is here.
numb.comfortab.ly Comfortably Away ⛔ @numb.comfortab.ly · Aug 4
if you see this post a duck🦆
December 6, 2024 at 11:50 AM