TurtleSquared
@turtlesquared.bsky.social
I have a lot of labels but Bi Enby covers most of it. She/They. HRT: 01/04/25
I'm the sub to your dom, the GIB to your PIC, the Smithers to your Mr. Burns.
Who put that crab there?!
I'm the sub to your dom, the GIB to your PIC, the Smithers to your Mr. Burns.
Who put that crab there?!
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TurtleSquared
@turtlesquared.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Oh yeah I should probably post more about my hobbies and stuff shouldn't I
anyway here's a screenshot from op night with the bois
anyway here's a screenshot from op night with the bois
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- So last Christmas, I gave her my heart.
- You gave her your heart?
- I gave her my heart.
- Your whole heart?
- The entire thing. But guess what she did the next day?
- The very next day?
- Yeah.
- What?
- She gave it away.
- Just gave it away?
- Yeah.
- Well 16-year-olds are fickle.
- You gave her your heart?
- I gave her my heart.
- Your whole heart?
- The entire thing. But guess what she did the next day?
- The very next day?
- Yeah.
- What?
- She gave it away.
- Just gave it away?
- Yeah.
- Well 16-year-olds are fickle.
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
- So last Christmas, I gave her my heart.
- You gave her your heart?
- I gave her my heart.
- Your whole heart?
- The entire thing. But guess what she did the next day?
- The very next day?
- Yeah.
- What?
- She gave it away.
- Just gave it away?
- Yeah.
- Well 16-year-olds are fickle.
- You gave her your heart?
- I gave her my heart.
- Your whole heart?
- The entire thing. But guess what she did the next day?
- The very next day?
- Yeah.
- What?
- She gave it away.
- Just gave it away?
- Yeah.
- Well 16-year-olds are fickle.
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This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands.
If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands.
If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
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BOSTOO YOOK YARTERS
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
BOSTOO YOOK YARTERS
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I see the “you hate AI but what if you didn’t?” articles are revving their engines.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I see the “you hate AI but what if you didn’t?” articles are revving their engines.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
Fuck off. You write a thinkpiece of shit like that, you betray the art of writing.
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So... like a bubble?
Not a 'bubble,' but maybe an 'air pocket': Wall Street says it's time to reset the AI narrative
Not a 'bubble,' but maybe an 'air pocket': Wall Street says it's time to reset the AI narrative
Two of Wall Street’s biggest firms say the AI boom isn’t a bubble, arguing real spending and earnings support the stock market rally even as near-term risks emerge.
yhoo.it
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So... like a bubble?
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{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
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My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
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paypal running ads about buying candles on installments feels like america interpreted that dril tweet as aspirational
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
paypal running ads about buying candles on installments feels like america interpreted that dril tweet as aspirational
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America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.
Remember that.
Remember her.
"I code so others can dream."
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ games pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has died - Gayming Magazine
Rebecca Heineman, a trailblazing figure in the video game industry and a celebrated icon within the LGBTQ+ gaming community, has died.
gaymingmag.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.
Remember that.
Remember her.
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
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The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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every time one of these wastrel losers opens their mouth to whine and wheedle that men simply naturally "need" to be the boss of women and fathers simply "need" to be the masters of the home it only further convinces me that capital-F Fathers and Fatherhood must be totally abolished as a concept.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
every time one of these wastrel losers opens their mouth to whine and wheedle that men simply naturally "need" to be the boss of women and fathers simply "need" to be the masters of the home it only further convinces me that capital-F Fathers and Fatherhood must be totally abolished as a concept.
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okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
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2026 Primary thread!
okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
2026 Primary thread!
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Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script
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Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it
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God, a thousand times this.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
God, a thousand times this.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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me eating a Kit
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
me eating a Kit
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“Hey! I’m transitionin’ here!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Hey! I’m transitionin’ here!”
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028