Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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Germanating some seeds. Putting little lederhosen on them.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Germanating some seeds. Putting little lederhosen on them.
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Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
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I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
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how many republicans have been fired for their comments on Renee Good’s murder just curious
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
how many republicans have been fired for their comments on Renee Good’s murder just curious
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i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is
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why do some of you still have twitter stop doing that
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
why do some of you still have twitter stop doing that
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There should be an ovulation hotline I can call to help me stop thinking about dick cum
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
There should be an ovulation hotline I can call to help me stop thinking about dick cum
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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the effort it takes to write a joke skeet could power a potato peeler for like five whole seconds
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 AM
the effort it takes to write a joke skeet could power a potato peeler for like five whole seconds
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Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery https://theonion.com/roommates-work-schedule-remains-complete-and-total-myst-1819571265/
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery https://theonion.com/roommates-work-schedule-remains-complete-and-total-myst-1819571265/
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My theory is that the willy goes in the fanny
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My theory is that the willy goes in the fanny
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no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
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I don't like the death squads
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don't like the death squads
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It would not surprise me in the least to learn Kristi Noem drinks blood
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It would not surprise me in the least to learn Kristi Noem drinks blood
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Don’t is short for donut
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Don’t is short for donut
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they should make more video games where you play as a dog with a sword in it’s mouth
September 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
they should make more video games where you play as a dog with a sword in it’s mouth
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"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions"
– people staying on twitter
– people staying on twitter
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions"
– people staying on twitter
– people staying on twitter
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are your thoughts with Renee Good and her family or no?
Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
are your thoughts with Renee Good and her family or no?
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
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My parents found my toys and nicknamed them my "Christmas decorations" this is my suicide note
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
My parents found my toys and nicknamed them my "Christmas decorations" this is my suicide note
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I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)
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People who think that there are paid crisis actors protesting are out of their fucking minds. First of all, there are a lot of really terrible actors out there. Second, if an actor really did get a job as a protestor, people would know about it. They’d be hashtagging that shit.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
People who think that there are paid crisis actors protesting are out of their fucking minds. First of all, there are a lot of really terrible actors out there. Second, if an actor really did get a job as a protestor, people would know about it. They’d be hashtagging that shit.