Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
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A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
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PLEASE BROADCAST THIS INSANITY
For people who don't follow the FDA closely: this is insane. Like my jaw hit the floor when I saw this. The FDA is flat out refusing to even consider Moderna's application for a new flu vaccine? The federal health apparatus is fully compromised by anti-vax conspiracy. THIS IS NUTS! BAD
Moderna hit with FDA refusal-to-file letter for mRNA flu shot, issues sharp rebuke of agency's rationale
During the first year of the Trump administration, signs of an anti-mRNA slant within the FDA and HHS became more and more evident. | The FDA specifically took issue with the trial's control arm, whic...
www.fiercebiotech.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
PLEASE BROADCAST THIS INSANITY
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i love reading court documents
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i love reading court documents
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"Hoisted with his own petard"??? dude i don't think you're supposed to say that word anymore
April 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
"Hoisted with his own petard"??? dude i don't think you're supposed to say that word anymore
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Silverlake is truly one of the #1 people watching neighborhoods in the country. Look in any direction and you’ll see a man dressed like Bullworth on a date with a woman dressed like Bullworth
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Silverlake is truly one of the #1 people watching neighborhoods in the country. Look in any direction and you’ll see a man dressed like Bullworth on a date with a woman dressed like Bullworth
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Kurt Cobain's suicide is probably the only time where a man did all the work but people were desperate to give a woman all the credit.
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Kurt Cobain's suicide is probably the only time where a man did all the work but people were desperate to give a woman all the credit.
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meanwhile, on british bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
meanwhile, on british bluesky
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hey! you! look at this snail
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February 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
hey! you! look at this snail
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(Every time I go home for the holidays)
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
December 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
(Every time I go home for the holidays)
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
Waiter: What can I get you?
Dad: Eggs, bacon, and toast
Me: Same, but with an English muffin
Dad: No one's impressed by your big city food
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actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
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What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
I know it's pedophiles and corporations but what's the third one?
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/
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quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
quick reminder that even if it's being expressed in a calm voice by an incel podcast host who eats too much protein and can bench a useless amount of weight, all racism is rooted in fear, not love. grow up.
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conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
conservative: i can’t understand a single word in this halftime show, what else is on
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
🎵bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy🎵
conservative: amen patriot
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
she conjugate on my verbs till I grammar
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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Corn is short for cornography
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Corn is short for cornography
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get your valentine a necklace with all the genitals
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
get your valentine a necklace with all the genitals
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I think every time you make a dad joke then you should have to raise a child
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I think every time you make a dad joke then you should have to raise a child