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Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch
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Today I wrote about what it means to write a free newsletter with voluntary subscriptions, and the delicate gift that it is to have a readership, and re-shared 12 essays from the year that was.
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www.the-reframe.com/goodbye-to-2...
Goodbye to 2025
State of the newsletter, an invitation to upgrade, and an end-of-the-year round up of essays.
www.the-reframe.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Today I wrote about what it means to write a free newsletter with voluntary subscriptions, and the delicate gift that it is to have a readership, and re-shared 12 essays from the year that was.
www.the-reframe.com/goodbye-to-2...
www.the-reframe.com/goodbye-to-2...
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28 BBLs later: society collapses thanks to a plague of undead butts
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
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December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
28 BBLs later: society collapses thanks to a plague of undead butts
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The “Epstein Files” is clearly be treated as *liability containment*, not a pursuit of accountability and justice for the victims!
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“Prosecutions create shockwaves.
Containment exercises create stillness.
And what we're documenting here is not an explosion...but a vacuum.” 📣
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“Prosecutions create shockwaves.
Containment exercises create stillness.
And what we're documenting here is not an explosion...but a vacuum.” 📣
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The “Epstein Files” is clearly be treated as *liability containment*, not a pursuit of accountability and justice for the victims!
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“Prosecutions create shockwaves.
Containment exercises create stillness.
And what we're documenting here is not an explosion...but a vacuum.” 📣
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“Prosecutions create shockwaves.
Containment exercises create stillness.
And what we're documenting here is not an explosion...but a vacuum.” 📣
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"omnidirectional incoherence" captures Trumpism perfectly
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"omnidirectional incoherence" captures Trumpism perfectly
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I recommend extremely highly "take a bunch of edibles and listen to Yes: Close to the Edge"
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I recommend extremely highly "take a bunch of edibles and listen to Yes: Close to the Edge"
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
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If you are a public-facing business with an actual physical location and your street address is not immediately and blatantly visible as soon as I click over to your website, then your website sucks.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you are a public-facing business with an actual physical location and your street address is not immediately and blatantly visible as soon as I click over to your website, then your website sucks.
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Inner sleeve instructions ‘Play this album loud’.
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Inner sleeve instructions ‘Play this album loud’.
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we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
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Let's not forget the obvious: that the Felon in the White House is also a Russian asset. Working to the benefit of russia, not the United states. Donald Trump is destroying the country from within for the benefit of Vladimir putin.
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Let's not forget the obvious: that the Felon in the White House is also a Russian asset. Working to the benefit of russia, not the United states. Donald Trump is destroying the country from within for the benefit of Vladimir putin.
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Me playing a Christmas carol (an arrangement of In Dulci Jubilo) on the Rockefeller carillon at the University of Chicago. At 105 tons, it is the largest musical instrument ever built. Have a happy holiday!
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me playing a Christmas carol (an arrangement of In Dulci Jubilo) on the Rockefeller carillon at the University of Chicago. At 105 tons, it is the largest musical instrument ever built. Have a happy holiday!
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
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I promoted Miracle on 34th St. in Tokyo in 1994, and it was SO much fun. I remember turning on the TV and seeing a Christmas special with Goofy, a girl in a Bo Peep dress, and a cursed witch’s broom. I had no idea what was going on, and I don’t think they did, either.
One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I promoted Miracle on 34th St. in Tokyo in 1994, and it was SO much fun. I remember turning on the TV and seeing a Christmas special with Goofy, a girl in a Bo Peep dress, and a cursed witch’s broom. I had no idea what was going on, and I don’t think they did, either.
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
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The first Criterion Room Tone video to make me cry.
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Room Tone 2025
Celebrate the holiday season with this special treat from our production team.
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December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The first Criterion Room Tone video to make me cry.
www.criterion.com/current/post...
www.criterion.com/current/post...
Thinking I need a pair of cats called Fripp and Suzzy
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Thinking I need a pair of cats called Fripp and Suzzy
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Go buy some books today.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Go buy some books today.
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
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"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
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You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls