Udont Sei
@udontsei.bsky.social
walking down the sunny side of the street
Pinned
schrödinger’s subskeet
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Watching ICE pussies be taken down by actual ice on the ground will never not be funny
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Watching ICE pussies be taken down by actual ice on the ground will never not be funny
“OMG! just seeing this now!!”
and other lies we tell out of kindness, (or otherwise)
and other lies we tell out of kindness, (or otherwise)
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
“OMG! just seeing this now!!”
and other lies we tell out of kindness, (or otherwise)
and other lies we tell out of kindness, (or otherwise)
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Them: Have you tried...
Me: Yeah, it sucks
Me: Yeah, it sucks
January 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Them: Have you tried...
Me: Yeah, it sucks
Me: Yeah, it sucks
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Remember talking to people?
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Remember talking to people?
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Sure deodorant was discontinued when sarcasm was invented in the 90s
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Sure deodorant was discontinued when sarcasm was invented in the 90s
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Sounds like you got Big Pussy Energy ✨
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sounds like you got Big Pussy Energy ✨
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Much of history is just people waiting for someone else to do something.
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Much of history is just people waiting for someone else to do something.
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i bought this tractor before john deere went crazy
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i bought this tractor before john deere went crazy
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you can't hurt me, i just got blessed at the burger king
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
you can't hurt me, i just got blessed at the burger king
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“i don’t know what more you expect me to do” i say, after making zero effort
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
“i don’t know what more you expect me to do” i say, after making zero effort
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eating one lego at a time and building them in my stomach tetris-style
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
eating one lego at a time and building them in my stomach tetris-style
schrödinger’s subskeet
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
schrödinger’s subskeet
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when you like & comment excessively but then block me all within two minutes, the gemini in me needs to know which one did it.
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
when you like & comment excessively but then block me all within two minutes, the gemini in me needs to know which one did it.
honestly you probably shouldn’t take me too seriously, at any given time there’s a decent chance i’m just quoting girls5eva lyrics that are wedged in my brain
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
honestly you probably shouldn’t take me too seriously, at any given time there’s a decent chance i’m just quoting girls5eva lyrics that are wedged in my brain
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I can't be the only one who has house-pants and out-pants.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I can't be the only one who has house-pants and out-pants.
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Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
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PSA:
Please clean your mirrors. Thank you
Please clean your mirrors. Thank you
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
PSA:
Please clean your mirrors. Thank you
Please clean your mirrors. Thank you
hey, who do you think was the first person who decided to paint on velvet (and what possessed them in the first place?)
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
hey, who do you think was the first person who decided to paint on velvet (and what possessed them in the first place?)
sorry about that, i haven’t slept much
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
sorry about that, i haven’t slept much
this is not about you. or maybe it is.
(die wondering! 🤗)
(die wondering! 🤗)
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
this is not about you. or maybe it is.
(die wondering! 🤗)
(die wondering! 🤗)
nothing infuriates me more than the sound of someone having a great fucking sleep
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
nothing infuriates me more than the sound of someone having a great fucking sleep
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i wish i’d done everything sooner
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
i wish i’d done everything sooner
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I'm that one wobbly wheel on your shopping cart
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I'm that one wobbly wheel on your shopping cart