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The only acceptable way to perceive me is for your reflection to lock eyes with my reflection in the darkened windows of a train carriage
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if I was heading to Bethlehem I would simply stand up straight
comfort podcast not comforting anymore :(
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
comfort podcast not comforting anymore :(
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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"Oh but what world will you leave future generations?" Look I am trying my best here. 11 braindead pedophiles have all the money and control almost all the governments. Nazis roam the streets. No one will turn their goddamn phone down on a bus. I just don't care about this. Maybe some other time.
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 AM
"Oh but what world will you leave future generations?" Look I am trying my best here. 11 braindead pedophiles have all the money and control almost all the governments. Nazis roam the streets. No one will turn their goddamn phone down on a bus. I just don't care about this. Maybe some other time.
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Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
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*medieval civilization voice* yes and the one who has the most power will wear a special hat. it will have gold and jewels in it. everyone will imagine how good life would be if they could wear the special hat
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
*medieval civilization voice* yes and the one who has the most power will wear a special hat. it will have gold and jewels in it. everyone will imagine how good life would be if they could wear the special hat
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elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
yeah guys somehow the box breathing and the meditation aren’t really up to combatting The Horrors of late
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
yeah guys somehow the box breathing and the meditation aren’t really up to combatting The Horrors of late
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up next, an AI tool that can fuck your wife
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
up next, an AI tool that can fuck your wife
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Scott Adams about to unlock the ultimate hack to "get the hell away from Black people," excited for his breakthrough
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Scott Adams about to unlock the ultimate hack to "get the hell away from Black people," excited for his breakthrough
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
packages only know arrive at regional sorting facility, coming tomorrow and lie
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
packages only know arrive at regional sorting facility, coming tomorrow and lie
in 2026 we are retiring the Norman Rockwell man, please be advised
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
in 2026 we are retiring the Norman Rockwell man, please be advised
another day another great, fulfilling game of ‘mute, mute, block’ on bluesky, best game on my phone
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
another day another great, fulfilling game of ‘mute, mute, block’ on bluesky, best game on my phone
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this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
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you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone
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everyone is big man until i catch them with my spiny front legs and use my powerful oversized mandible to chew their head off their body
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
everyone is big man until i catch them with my spiny front legs and use my powerful oversized mandible to chew their head off their body
if the gigachad strayed onto your farm in 1842 you and your brothers would trap it in the barn and burn the whole thing down rather than suffer the abomination to sully god's earth a second longer
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
if the gigachad strayed onto your farm in 1842 you and your brothers would trap it in the barn and burn the whole thing down rather than suffer the abomination to sully god's earth a second longer
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Are you sure about these tidings bro?
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Are you sure about these tidings bro?
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The punishment for being a chiropractor is wasting several years in school learning fake medicine ("you've got ghosts in your spine, you should let me do karate about it.")
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The punishment for being a chiropractor is wasting several years in school learning fake medicine ("you've got ghosts in your spine, you should let me do karate about it.")
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i love big challenges
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i love big challenges
I hope you all had a Christmas so good it would make your enemies mad
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I hope you all had a Christmas so good it would make your enemies mad
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I’m a MAN
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m a MAN
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
A MAN’S man
I eat STEAKS
With TRUFFLE BUTTER
At FANCY restaurants
And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION
To what OTHER DUDES order
And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE
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stop looking for the helpers and be the motherfucking helper
November 7, 2024 at 1:44 AM
stop looking for the helpers and be the motherfucking helper