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@unity.birdtech.dev
software bird and IPoAC advocate
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This might be my favorite page of Pictorial Key to the Tarot.
"idk what to tell you, it's a dude who got stabbed by ten swords at once. do really you need me to spell this omen out for you"
"idk what to tell you, it's a dude who got stabbed by ten swords at once. do really you need me to spell this omen out for you"
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This might be my favorite page of Pictorial Key to the Tarot.
"idk what to tell you, it's a dude who got stabbed by ten swords at once. do really you need me to spell this omen out for you"
"idk what to tell you, it's a dude who got stabbed by ten swords at once. do really you need me to spell this omen out for you"
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its the year of the horse
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
its the year of the horse
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
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it's so funny to me that Twin Peaks actors thought they could negotiate with Lynch like "you can't just write me off, I'm essential!" and then he'd just be like "whatever man, I'll just have your character turn into a desk lamp or some shit"
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
it's so funny to me that Twin Peaks actors thought they could negotiate with Lynch like "you can't just write me off, I'm essential!" and then he'd just be like "whatever man, I'll just have your character turn into a desk lamp or some shit"
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Dems could easily say "hey look at the perverts trying to spy on daycare kids, seems like they're all pedophiles like the guy in the White House" it would shame them and there's literally no argument against the accusation but I worry they don't because Dems don't want to offend their pedo donors
Now random douchebags are showing up to daycares thinking they’re going to break a big story.
Many daycares are closed this week due to the New Year.
Good lord.
Many daycares are closed this week due to the New Year.
Good lord.
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dems could easily say "hey look at the perverts trying to spy on daycare kids, seems like they're all pedophiles like the guy in the White House" it would shame them and there's literally no argument against the accusation but I worry they don't because Dems don't want to offend their pedo donors
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Goals for 2026:
Sellout massively
Promote gambling and energy drinks to my impressionable audience
Apology video with a dog
Another apology video (I put an ad for hello fresh in the last one)
Get cancelled and become conservative suddenly
Go out walking more 🥰
Sellout massively
Promote gambling and energy drinks to my impressionable audience
Apology video with a dog
Another apology video (I put an ad for hello fresh in the last one)
Get cancelled and become conservative suddenly
Go out walking more 🥰
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Goals for 2026:
Sellout massively
Promote gambling and energy drinks to my impressionable audience
Apology video with a dog
Another apology video (I put an ad for hello fresh in the last one)
Get cancelled and become conservative suddenly
Go out walking more 🥰
Sellout massively
Promote gambling and energy drinks to my impressionable audience
Apology video with a dog
Another apology video (I put an ad for hello fresh in the last one)
Get cancelled and become conservative suddenly
Go out walking more 🥰
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if a guy who loves anime is a weeaboo, then one who likes weird plushies is a labuboo
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
if a guy who loves anime is a weeaboo, then one who likes weird plushies is a labuboo
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i think if you set aside like 10 minutes per day to really meditate and focus and if you really dedicate yourself to the practice you can send bad vibes telepathically to your enemies and make their day worse
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i think if you set aside like 10 minutes per day to really meditate and focus and if you really dedicate yourself to the practice you can send bad vibes telepathically to your enemies and make their day worse
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Nichome 7-Eleven staff, pointing at the "5% Alc." on my canned drink:
"The 9% one is better."
"The 9% one is better."
I love how the 7-Eleven in Nichome is just its own thing. There is no other convenience store in Japan with that vibe and energy and chaos. Someone needs to do anthropological research about that place.
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Nichome 7-Eleven staff, pointing at the "5% Alc." on my canned drink:
"The 9% one is better."
"The 9% one is better."
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thinking about "Brother Lobo," a Twitter user with an ancient warrior avatar who said we need to defend objective beauty, but turns out he wears vibram five fingers
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
thinking about "Brother Lobo," a Twitter user with an ancient warrior avatar who said we need to defend objective beauty, but turns out he wears vibram five fingers
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Everyone in Whoville has a two stroke leafblower and a car alarm that goes off if you look at it wrong
In the grinch’s defense the whos do seem really fucking annoying.
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Everyone in Whoville has a two stroke leafblower and a car alarm that goes off if you look at it wrong
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do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
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a lot of people derive MUGEN/IKEMEN-GO related humor from watching really absurd characters duke it out but my favorite thing to do will always be putting really forward-thinking modern characters up against Street Fighter 1 Ryu
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
a lot of people derive MUGEN/IKEMEN-GO related humor from watching really absurd characters duke it out but my favorite thing to do will always be putting really forward-thinking modern characters up against Street Fighter 1 Ryu
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
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K rool would break a bottle over bowsers head and huff something out of a paper bag and thats why you need a literal gorilla to beat the shit out of him and not an italian
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
K rool would break a bottle over bowsers head and huff something out of a paper bag and thats why you need a literal gorilla to beat the shit out of him and not an italian